"Haben Sie Erfahrung als Killer?" - "Klar, hier ist mein Mordfolio."
NalKalchbrenner Exciting news: @Google Brain expands to Amsterdam 🚲🚣🌳 Looking forward to working on core AI challenges with @TimSalimans, Lasse Espeholt and researchers across Google and beyond!
For RE and RS roles, reach out or apply here: goo.gl/kddYNs
Great times ahead! twitter.com/JeffDean/statu…
leogfischer Nach über 15 Jahren schriftstellerischen Dilettierens & Experimentierens habe ich jetzt, glaube ich, endlich meine Form gefunden: Leute retweeten, die interessanter sind als ich
Man sollte eine Predigt über den Unterschied zwischen beidem halten. Vgl. texttheater.net/heilige-etymog… twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…
ojahnn @fstspecial @asayeed how much fun is something as innocent as a well-placed dot meaning "please fuck up the pronunciation of this word as hard as you can"

bmf54123 by far, one of the worst things about the rise of the Almighty Algorithm is the lack of absolute control we have over anything anymore. yes/no and on/off have given way to "see less often" and "I don't like this", non-options which are quickly forgotten pic.twitter.com/iGPdXzgB1t
asayeed The other one is remembering that in German "r" mostly minds its own business like a normal letter while in Swedish "r" is a many-tentacled horror whose effect crosses word boundaries.
haldaume3 @egrefen over the years I've seen lots of things like:
- the authors seem to want ...
- I don't think the PI actually wants to do XYZ in the proposal ...
- this paper appears to be ...
basically guessing something irrelevant abt paper/proposal/authors rather than judging the content

painthands Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤 pic.twitter.com/vX21428mk0
peterbreuer Käse, nach dessen Lagerung man nicht den Kühlschrank vom Kampfmittelräumdienst abholen lassen muss, ist kein richtiger Käse.
ojahnn My bot has a very fortune-teller-y vibe to it. I thought I was just making a silly project, but I feel like it can really help you make decisions in your life. Like for instance, how should I react to that invitation I got that I already decided against but haven't replied to yet twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…
zeitonline "Für russische Verhältnisse passiert gerade etwas Unerhörtes." #WM2018 bit.ly/2zpvR8g
ojahnn So, Polonius, should I attend that one Summer School that is not related to my current work at all? twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…
ojahnn wenn alle Anwesenden die Person kennen, über die du redest, hör auf, sie ausschließlich als "meine Hilfskraft" oder "mein Chef" zu bezeichnen
Apps die Spam und Nichtspam in eine Benachrichtigungskategorie packen sofort aus dem Store schmeißen meine Meinung

pfadintegral Die Monströsität solcher Sätze fällt schon kaum noch groß auf. Analog kann man wohl in Haftanstalten auch auf medizinische Versorgung verzichten? pic.twitter.com/PL2mYKMOY3
How many tokens on each line:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)'
Average sentence length:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)' | perl -nE '$sum += $_; END { say $sum / $. }'
girlyratfish I had a verbal/neural glitch this aft that both Sweary and Non-Sweary Folk may appreciate.
"Oh for fuck's sake" and "oh for Christ's sake" collided betwixt brain & mouth, & what came out was
OH, FOR FRIED SNAKES! 😹😹😹
Feel free to adopt this cuss! (also pls do not fry snek)
Datenschutz - Die informationelle Selbstbestimmung ist ein Mythos deutschlandfunkkultur.de/datenschutz-di…
"Stargazing 2" xkcd.com/2017/ #lustiges #feedly
IvaCheung I Super-Duper Don't Want to Do This Thing I'm Supposed to Do: A Memoir by Iva Cheung