Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 10th, 2018

"Haben Sie Erfahrung als Killer?" - "Klar, hier ist mein Mordfolio."

via Twitter for Android

NalKalchbrenner Exciting news: @Google Brain expands to Amsterdam 🚲🚣🌳 Looking forward to working on core AI challenges with @TimSalimans, Lasse Espeholt and researchers across Google and beyond!

For RE and RS roles, reach out or apply here: goo.gl/kddYNs
Great times ahead! twitter.com/JeffDean/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

leogfischer Nach über 15 Jahren schriftstellerischen Dilettierens & Experimentierens habe ich jetzt, glaube ich, endlich meine Form gefunden: Leute retweeten, die interessanter sind als ich

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Man sollte eine Predigt über den Unterschied zwischen beidem halten. Vgl. texttheater.net/heilige-etymog… twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn @fstspecial @asayeed how much fun is something as innocent as a well-placed dot meaning "please fuck up the pronunciation of this word as hard as you can"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

bmf54123 by far, one of the worst things about the rise of the Almighty Algorithm is the lack of absolute control we have over anything anymore. yes/no and on/off have given way to "see less often" and "I don't like this", non-options which are quickly forgotten pic.twitter.com/iGPdXzgB1t

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed The other one is remembering that in German "r" mostly minds its own business like a normal letter while in Swedish "r" is a many-tentacled horror whose effect crosses word boundaries.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

haldaume3 @egrefen over the years I've seen lots of things like:
- the authors seem to want ...
- I don't think the PI actually wants to do XYZ in the proposal ...
- this paper appears to be ...
basically guessing something irrelevant abt paper/proposal/authors rather than judging the content

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:40 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

painthands Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤 pic.twitter.com/vX21428mk0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Käse, nach dessen Lagerung man nicht den Kühlschrank vom Kampfmittelräumdienst abholen lassen muss, ist kein richtiger Käse.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn My bot has a very fortune-teller-y vibe to it. I thought I was just making a silly project, but I feel like it can really help you make decisions in your life. Like for instance, how should I react to that invitation I got that I already decided against but haven't replied to yet twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline "Für russische Verhältnisse passiert gerade etwas Unerhörtes." bit.ly/2zpvR8g

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn So, Polonius, should I attend that one Summer School that is not related to my current work at all? twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn wenn alle Anwesenden die Person kennen, über die du redest, hör auf, sie ausschließlich als "meine Hilfskraft" oder "mein Chef" zu bezeichnen

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Apps die Spam und Nichtspam in eine Benachrichtigungskategorie packen sofort aus dem Store schmeißen meine Meinung

via Twitter Web Client

pfadintegral Die Monströsität solcher Sätze fällt schon kaum noch groß auf. Analog kann man wohl in Haftanstalten auch auf medizinische Versorgung verzichten? pic.twitter.com/PL2mYKMOY3

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

How many tokens on each line:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)'
Average sentence length:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)' | perl -nE '$sum += $_; END { say $sum / $. }'

via Twitter Web Client

girlyratfish I had a verbal/neural glitch this aft that both Sweary and Non-Sweary Folk may appreciate.

"Oh for fuck's sake" and "oh for Christ's sake" collided betwixt brain & mouth, & what came out was

OH, FOR FRIED SNAKES! 😹😹😹

Feel free to adopt this cuss! (also pls do not fry snek)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Datenschutz - Die informationelle Selbstbestimmung ist ein Mythos deutschlandfunkkultur.de/datenschutz-di…

via Twitter for Android

IvaCheung I Super-Duper Don't Want to Do This Thing I'm Supposed to Do: A Memoir by Iva Cheung

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Jul 10th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)