The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 31st, 2018

EnglishGibson 🇺🇸 silverware pic.twitter.com/KSrPw7i0lq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

↑ Sensationell guter Text, von oben betrachtet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

So, Bett, ich übergebe mich dir. Bitte morgen um 7 in aller Frische wieder abliefern.

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"Veel mensen die het gevoel hadden dat ze wisten wat de ontwerpfilosofie van Python was vonden dat dit voorstel niet in overeenstemming was met de ontwerpprincipes van Python." 🔥 computerworld.nl/development/10…

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Tägliche Herausforderung "so planen, dass man vielleicht mit 3x Duschen auskommt"

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zeitweise Wenn man Graupen lange genug liegen lässt, schlüpfen daraus wunderschöne Farfalle.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

*sinnt auf Loswerdung*

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brent_bellamy Fascinating graphic from Europe.

• average car is parked 92% of the time.
• roads reach their peak use only 5% of the time.
• 50% of city land area is dedicated to vehicle infrastructure.
• 86% of a car’s fuel never reaches the wheels.
• average car carries 1.5 people/trip pic.twitter.com/qwv3g9XiLQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

remcoknooi Fonotweet. Ik spreek <g> en <ch> allebei uit als [χ], de Noord-Nederlandse merger dus. Maar <g> kan tussen klinkers ook [ɦ] zijn, en dat kan <ch> niet. Ik blijk dus marginaal twee fonemen te hebben: /x/ = [χ] en /ɣ/ = [χ~ɦ].

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tqbf This is so excellent. Several Japanese Unicode characters are meaningless, transcribed by mistake, and we’re stuck with them forever. 妛挧暃椦槞蟐袮閠駲墸壥彁 dampfkraft.com/ghost-characte…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

florianaigner Der nächste Bildredakteur, der von mir Fotos will und nicht die gewünschte Größe, sondern die gewünschte Auflösung in dpi angibt, bekommt von mir ein 10x10-Pixel-Bild in 1000 dpi.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

wellformedness "but will said takes also be overly familiar and vaguely thirsty at the same time, kyle?' yes, yes they will.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness with the rise of young Latina activists like Ocasio-Cortez and Salazar, we must prepare ourselves for hot takes about language variation from pundits for whom the only thing worse than rent control is advocating for it with the sociolinguistic profile of a young non-white woman

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)