squidslippers when i was 12 i read lingerie like it's spelled and everyone started laughing and they were like "haha LINGERIE? it's *lauwnzhoureigh" and i was like ?? how am i the idiot in this situation? sorry i actually know how to read. sorry i don't just make up sounds when i see letters.
lopp 6) The “invisible hand” guiding human consensus can’t be defined / predicted / understood; it simply is what it is. twitter.com/lopp/status/74…
der_handwerk „Ich lasse mir doch nichts von einer Mutter vorschreiben, die nur wegen mir Mutter ist.“
Die Neunjährige hat ab sofort Spiegel-Online-Verbot.
The Why of Go youtu.be/bmZNaUcwBt4 via @YouTube
Joe_Pater Big news: the Society for Computation in Linguistics will meet in both New York City and Paris Jan. 3-6 2019! Hopefully having two sites will increase access, and decrease air travel.
Submissions are now open, and close on August 1.
blogs.umass.edu/scil/scil-2019…
pfadintegral Man sollte nicht unerwähnt lassen dass einer der Existenzbedingungen der Unionskrise die Gewissheit aller Beteiligten ist, dass die SPD eh jeden Mist mitmacht.
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Uptgyal This is the cutest shit ever. pic.twitter.com/ZgdmQgKW1p
Word of the day: (to) undisabolish
antske Postdoc position: Open Dutch FrameNet!
Do you know any Dutch-speaking computational linguists who'd like to spend 4 years in Amsterdam working with us at @CLTLVU, in our joint project with Johan Bos, Malvina Nissim & @tommaso_caselli?
Please forward! twitter.com/PiekVossen/sta…
berndulrich Wenn #Seehofer zurücktritt und die #CSU in der Koalition bleibt, dann möchte ich die Begrünung dafür von #Söder u #Dobrindt bitte 1. in Zeitlupe 2. als Klingelton und 3. in Öl
JusticeBlaine I'm on the Sarah Sanders diet.
I just tell people I'm in shape, regardless of the facts.