July 2nd, 2018

squidslippers when i was 12 i read lingerie like it's spelled and everyone started laughing and they were like "haha LINGERIE? it's *lauwnzhoureigh" and i was like ?? how am i the idiot in this situation? sorry i actually know how to read. sorry i don't just make up sounds when i see letters.

7:20 PM, Jul 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

lopp 6) The “invisible hand” guiding human consensus can’t be defined / predicted / understood; it simply is what it is. twitter.com/lopp/status/74…

8:27 PM, Mar 13th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

der_handwerk „Ich lasse mir doch nichts von einer Mutter vorschreiben, die nur wegen mir Mutter ist.“

Die Neunjährige hat ab sofort Spiegel-Online-Verbot.

7:22 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Joe_Pater Big news: the Society for Computation in Linguistics will meet in both New York City and Paris Jan. 3-6 2019! Hopefully having two sites will increase access, and decrease air travel.

Submissions are now open, and close on August 1.

blogs.umass.edu/scil/scil-2019…

4:12 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

pfadintegral Man sollte nicht unerwähnt lassen dass einer der Existenzbedingungen der Unionskrise die Gewissheit aller Beteiligten ist, dass die SPD eh jeden Mist mitmacht.

4:48 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Uptgyal This is the cutest shit ever. pic.twitter.com/ZgdmQgKW1p

4:03 PM, Jul 1st, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

antske Postdoc position: Open Dutch FrameNet!

Do you know any Dutch-speaking computational linguists who'd like to spend 4 years in Amsterdam working with us at @CLTLVU, in our joint project with Johan Bos, Malvina Nissim & @tommaso_caselli?

Please forward! twitter.com/PiekVossen/sta…

10:02 AM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

berndulrich Wenn #Seehofer zurücktritt und die #CSU in der Koalition bleibt, dann möchte ich die Begrünung dafür von #Söder u #Dobrindt bitte 1. in Zeitlupe 2. als Klingelton und 3. in Öl

9:57 AM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

JusticeBlaine I'm on the Sarah Sanders diet.

I just tell people I'm in shape, regardless of the facts.

2:23 AM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:57 AM, Jul 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)