The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 19th, 2019

LibyaLiberty My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony meine mutter (schwäbin) spricht „tut“ wie „dude“ aus und jetzt kann ich leider nie wiede mit ihr reden schade eigentlich

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

clhubes Stop saying "start a family" when you mean "have kids". A couple is still a family. A single person and her cat is a family. A couple and their plants are still a family. Three weirdly close roommates could be a family. You don't need kids to be a family.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tallinzen If you were wondering what it's like to be a computational linguist: I got an email yesterday with the title "URGENT: NEED VERBS"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender One of the many risks posted by AI/ML is automation bias: the tendency to assume that because a machine said so, it must be true and to assume that machines are more objective than humans. >> twitter.com/jacobian/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

MobyDickatSea Here's food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

via Moby Dick at Sea (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony berlin hack: auf dem friedhof grillt keiner

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Als Ausländer, schreibt Franka Lu, braucht man in Antworten auf die immer gleichen Fragen: Wo kommst du her? Wie alt bist du? Wie lange bist du schon hier? Bist du verheiratet? Wie viel verdienst du? zeit.de/kultur/2019-04…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Das Schöne an ICE-Fahrten ist auch, dass man seine Geräte laden kann pic.twitter.com/q3xWShHCot

via Twitter for Android

Was ist da eigentlich schief gelaufen in unserer Gesellschaft, dass die Benutzung jeglicher Art von Lautsprecher in öffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln nicht klar geächtet und verboten ist?

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn Damn, you're right, I didn't think this through! Good thing you binned 2 and 3 together so my vote is still valid.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

farbandish If you want to claim credit for work I did in my asbestos-laced building as a solo author using media contacts I damn put together, great: the first thing it'll cost you is the $2,500 I've had to spend on medical coverage out of pocket since starting working here.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn When I say 3, I'm counting myself!

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

@ojahnn Exactly 3. Enough shoulders to carry the conversation (and silences), and few enough to not get lost.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ellebil „240 Meter hohe Windräder. WILLST DU DAS?“

„Äh, ja, why not. Mich hat ja auch niemand gefragt ob ich 8 Trilliarden Hektar Fichtenmonokultut will.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Neueinrichtung sehr gelungen, krasser Kontrast zu dem langjährigen Zustand vorher. Besonders schön die Liegewiese oben und dass Bussteig 1 direkt in Bahnsteig 1 übergeht.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

ohcauseshesdead Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread pic.twitter.com/tOk0B9Gdly

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

: Der Primark am neu einrichten Wuppertaler Hauptbahnhof ist eine architektonische Visualisierung des Namens "Bazon Brock". pic.twitter.com/v60myPfi0P

via Twitter for Android

perseveresther froh zu sein be
froh zu sein be
froh zu sein be

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Was fehlt: Soziales Netzwerk oder Forum, bei dem man Mitglieder taggen kann oder den Avataren einen Schnurrbart anmalen kann, aber alles so, dass man das nur selber sieht. Statt genervt zu antworten, einfach "Depp"-Stempel dranmachen oder Schnurrbart. 1/2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Verleser: Juncker kritisiert die deutsche Klimapolitik nicht ausreichend. Stimmt auch. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn How about designing and implementing your own programming language – it can certainly cost you sleep!

via Twitter Web App in reply to ojahnn

texttheater Die Bruddelbrooks

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg: 10 Reasons Facebook Will Never Violate Your Privacy Again. Number 7 Will Surprise You

via Twitter for Android

wellformedness “The stimulus isn’t just impoverished, it’s downright depraved”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Apr 19th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)