August 9th, 2019

juliarburnham I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment pic.twitter.com/SkNpXxrj5V

8:56 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Ich finde das DevSecOps sehr sehr sehr problematisch, weil "sec" selbstverständlich sein sollte. So als ob Chirurgen sagen würden, wir sind ab jetzt "Steril-Chirurgen".
:(

8:33 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

xkcdComic Geologic Time xkcd.com/2187/ m.xkcd.com/2187/ pic.twitter.com/a8E4ubb8IC

8:22 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via xkcdComic (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm cn #nudity

Bäuche. Queere. Dicke. Dünne. Viele. Wunderschöne. Feiern. 😍😍😍

instagram.com/soft.queer.sof…

6:46 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

joelgrus [at speed dating]

"So what do you do?"

"I work in machine learning"

"Oh, wow, so do you do stuff like sklearn.ensemble.GradientBoostingClassifier?"

[looks sheepishly at the ground] "No, mostly just sklearn.linear_model.LogisticRegression"

"Next!"

6:33 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson “BY bike”, verdammt!
They could have had a triple alliteration AND sounded more idiomatic. What a waste! pic.twitter.com/8ZigHgg45g

6:01 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Mein Nervenkostüm ist heute vier Größen zu klein, löchrig und kombiniert Farben außerhalb des menschlichen Sehvermögens mit Orangensaftblutflecken.

5:45 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn My teaching statement is partly inspired by the Advice section on @adveisner's website (cs.jhu.edu/~jason/advice/). I wanted a single place to point students to for them to know what to expect in my class, how to succeed in it, and how to deal with problems. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

5:40 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller Irre: 2,3 Tonnen CO2: Dieses Budget wird in Deutschland derzeit fast vollständig durch die CO2-intensive, fleischlastige Ernährung ausgeschöpft. #Fleisch spiegel.de/wissenschaft/m… pic.twitter.com/Wt4xCWRoqR

5:03 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Ted_Underwood Reupping from July. Anyone who gives a talk about predictive modeling in the humanities will encounter a question after the talk: "Wouldn't this work better with a neural network?" Now you have an answer: tedunderwood.com/2019/07/15/do-…

4:15 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

k_stukenberg Kurze Bilanz nach einer Woche #Fleisch-Debatte: Was bringt es denn nun für den #Klimaschutz, wenn - sagen wir - alle Deutschen ca. 25% weniger Fleisch essen würden?

Nunja, ungefähr 8x so viel wie der komplette Verzicht auf den innerdeutschen Flugverkehr.
spiegel.de/wissenschaft/m…

8:10 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller So, Seite für die Selbstverpflichtung zum Verzicht auf Kurzstreckenflüge für MitarbeiterInnen der @HumboldtUni ist fertig! Vielen Dank für die Hilfe vom CMS bei der Einrichtung! projekte.hu-berlin.de/de/selbstverpf… @flyingless

3:26 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GermainLussier Am I the only old person who sees an interesting link, thinks "Oh, cool, I want to learn more about that," clicks on it, sees it's only a video and goes "Nah, I'm good" instead of watching? I just want the text.

12:57 AM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

publictorsten Spannend: Die Demokraten wollen Grassroots-Kandidaten. Und deshalb dürfen nur Kandidaten zu den debatten, die viele Tausend Spender haben. Folge: Sie geben bis zu 70 Dollar aus, um eine Ein-Dollar-Spende einzuwerben. Und dafür brauchen sie Großspender. nytimes.com/2019/08/02/pod…

12:51 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

durst Meine Tweets sind kleine Geschenke, die ihr euch zwar nicht verdient habt, aber hey, das habt ihr eure restlichen Mittelschichtlerprivilegien ja auch nicht 😂

12:26 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

asayeed But the real question is, do you have a master's degree? Enjoyed #ESSLLI2019? Wish things were like this all the time?

They can be, and you can be paid for it! Just apply to our PhD positions: clasp.gu.se/recruitment/ph…

@OfClasp #CLASP @goteborgsuni

11:49 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

EricaJoy bc an extremely messed up part about all this is that the sites can’t talk about these issues, as that will make the payment processors drop them too. so when you’re (rightly) angry about this, and the site won’t respond, know that they want to but doing so will get them dropped.

7:53 PM, Aug 7th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn This part about suppressing guinea pigs might be the weirdest part in this weird, weird book. I read it as a child and thought this was literally the meaning of "suppress" or its equivalent in the translation I had ("unterbinden"), like an idiot pic.twitter.com/hShJf30rXE

11:44 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

durst Ich bin ja ganz gern mit Grundschülern befreundet, denn sie teilen sowohl meinen Humor als auch mein Faible für Fast Food. Muss aber immer auf der Hut sein, dass sie mich nicht nur wegen meinen abnormal krassen Hausi-Skillz ausnutzen.

11:41 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther append, prepend, impend, circumpend

11:36 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn I've now updated these documents to include a CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 license disclaimer. Feel free to include parts of my work in your own teaching statements (with attribution)! twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

1:41 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:57 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

IGN Walmart has decided to stop running violent video game ads in their stores but will continue to sell guns. on.ign.com/ZMXlxS pic.twitter.com/Dpg1A13ght

3:31 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Spredfast (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

wayfu is mir dorsch wucht

9:20 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

chipro At one end of the spectrum, we have AI companies that do incredible work on billions of $.

At another end, we have teams like @spacy_io (2 pax) & @huggingface (3 pax) that also do incredible work on single-digit GPUs.

The ability to advance AI field is resource-independent.

4:41 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:32 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ablitter PSA: Chances are, if you're reading this, you or someone you know has old game source assets/code trapped on 90s-era, Mac-formatted media. I'm well-equipped to recover that stuff, so please reach out. These are just a few of the (working!) drives I maintain-- I use that G3 daily. pic.twitter.com/M7Ad22bzQo

3:50 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

LeonDerczynski A very satisfying #NLProc project from this year: basic tools for an endangered language with almost no text: Bornholmsk. We even had to get the language code created for it! #dktech #researchatitu paper, w/ Alex Speed Kjeldsen at KU: derczynski.com/papers/bornhol… pic.twitter.com/s58xstP1un

6:18 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

kscheib Weitersagen: Wir suchen bei @zeitonline Leute, die uns bei der Jagt auf Rechtschreibfehler, falsche Satzzeichen, und schiefe Formulierungen unter die Arme stützen:

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4:39 PM, Aug 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

durst War mir so noch gar nicht bekannt. pic.twitter.com/ueGW7yqZoB

8:13 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

kykel Ha, ich habe herausgefunden, was belastingontwijkers sind, das sind einfach Belastungsentweicher. Niederländisch ist ja so eine logische Sprache...

7:56 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Grumpfdalm Cuten Morgen, Internet.

7:50 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden Na, auch unterwegs zur Häkelgruppe "Lappenglück" auf einem Streitwagen, der von vier wilden Stieren gezogen wird?

9:48 PM, May 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

frachtschaden "Ich bin Captain Rainer Eckes vom Föderationsraumschiff Pirmasens."
"Seid ihr die Spezies mit den Schnitzeln?"
"Ajo"
"Geil."

9:58 PM, Mar 2nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)