August 11th, 2019

potch There should be a hotline you can call where you can safely pronounce words you've only ever read out loud for the first time, and they say "oh sweetie" and kindly explain how it's pronounced.

12:51 AM, Apr 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu rien ne plus, wa?

4:59 PM, Jun 3rd, 2011 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

profwolff Corporate capitalists like to say they just produce "what people want."

False: advertising capitalists spend massively to shape those "wants" so they are profitable. Likewise, capitalists suppress info that might alter those profitably shaped wants.

bit.ly/2YU6Zgy

7:01 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nlpado Mein Vorschlag für die Erkennungsmelodie der deutschen Fliesenlegerinnung:

Die Kunst der Fuge.

7:12 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu wenn man gegen die schere zwischen arm und reich kämpft, kann ich schon verstehen dass man irgendwann lieber zu stein greift als zu papier.

5:47 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

QuinntoBean i can't stop laughing at nearly every word in this sentence pic.twitter.com/IcskxPWBQy

6:06 PM, Aug 10th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Moudhy I hate phone calls. Like if you’re not related to me by blood, step away from the phone and send me an email. This isn’t 1997.

10:41 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier Teetasse spülen umgehen in dem man einfach sofort wieder Tee drin macht, repeat ad infinitum

2:17 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

FriederikeLupke Fly less, think more? Frequent flying doesn’t make academics more successful - one more reason to slow down and stay put more often. twitter.com/superlinguo/st…

8:11 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Würde meinen Hut ziehen, wenn Frau AKK eine Steuervereinfachung (und Kopplung an Co2) schaffen würde, das ist das Unschaffbare. Und wäre gespannt auf Besteuerung von Netflix hihi

10:05 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:11 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

buergerrat_de Geloste Bürgerräte werden in immer mehr Orten zu einem gefragten Demokratie-Instrument. Eine Übersicht. buergerrat.de/aktuelles/das-… #bürgerrat pic.twitter.com/5GxUh9Aajn

2:52 PM, Jul 23rd, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:27 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist linguists who think that just doing science and sticking to "the facts" absolves them of the moral responsibility to consider the impacts their work will have on vulnerable people: twitter.com/dril/status/11…

2:57 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

thedansimonson I know people think "peak millenial" is eating Tide Pods or avocado toast or whatever, but it's actually getting in a routine of eating one giant meal per day because it's cheaper and the portion sizes are too fucking big in this country

2:26 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

mcboatface10 LOLLLLLLLLLL PARENTING GOALS. 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5k16DFueSm

5:50 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:01 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

FR31H31T wenn dich ein e-scooter ummäht, warst du auf nem radweg oder auf der strasse #escooterfakten

1:26 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:00 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

helpdeskert Ik kan hier dus veel te hard om lachen he :P pic.twitter.com/KWygdpWX9j

4:43 PM, Aug 9th, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:44 AM, Aug 11th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)