The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 11th, 2019

potch There should be a hotline you can call where you can safely pronounce words you've only ever read out loud for the first time, and they say "oh sweetie" and kindly explain how it's pronounced.

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wayfu rien ne plus, wa?

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profwolff Corporate capitalists like to say they just produce "what people want."

False: advertising capitalists spend massively to shape those "wants" so they are profitable. Likewise, capitalists suppress info that might alter those profitably shaped wants.

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RT @nlpado: Mein Vorschlag für die Erkennungsmelodie der deutschen Fliesenlegerinnung:

Die Kunst der Fuge.

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RT @wayfu: wenn man gegen die schere zwischen arm und reich kämpft, kann ich schon verstehen dass man irgendwann lieber zu stein greift als…

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QuinntoBean i can't stop laughing at nearly every word in this sentence pic.twitter.com/IcskxPWBQy

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RT @Moudhy: I hate phone calls. Like if you’re not related to me by blood, step away from the phone and send me an email. This isn’t 1997.

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RT @Dunkelmagier: Teetasse spülen umgehen in dem man einfach sofort wieder Tee drin macht, repeat ad infinitum

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Wort des Tages: Jesoid

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eine kesse Lippe aufs Parkett legen

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RT @FriederikeLupke: Fly less, think more? Frequent flying doesn’t make academics more successful - one more reason to slow down and stay p…

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RT @skglas: Würde meinen Hut ziehen, wenn Frau AKK eine Steuervereinfachung (und Kopplung an Co2) schaffen würde, das ist das Unschaffbare.…

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RT @buergerrat_de: Geloste Bürgerräte werden in immer mehr Orten zu einem gefragten Demokratie-Instrument. Eine Übersicht. https://t.co/Jmp…

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Word of the day: comehack

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RT @brynguist: linguists who think that just doing science and sticking to "the facts" absolves them of the moral responsibility to conside…

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RT @thedansimonson: I know people think "peak millenial" is eating Tide Pods or avocado toast or whatever, but it's actually getting in a r…

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RT @mcboatface10: LOLLLLLLLLLL PARENTING GOALS. 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/5k16DFueSm

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RT @FR31H31T: wenn dich ein e-scooter ummäht, warst du auf nem radweg oder auf der strasse #escooterfakten

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helpdeskert Ik kan hier dus veel te hard om lachen he :P pic.twitter.com/KWygdpWX9j

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