
AllieSeverin I just married the best person a linguist could ask for. My non-linguist spouse let me have this as our cake: pic.twitter.com/Myi0un2u5i
RT @MarchForScience: 🚨 We urge the scientific community to stop work for a day, leave your labs, classrooms & fieldwork sites, & join our i…
⹁⹁cursed quotes,,

HyenaGrin People who think billionaires are okay have no frame of reference. pic.twitter.com/1QXveeYgyh
RT @dk_munro: No, but it is immoral to have climate change in the era of babies. https://t.co/V4TYVGJqd1
fMRI_guy TWITTER POLL CHALLENGE OF THE CENTURY:
Use your vote to recreate the percentages listed below, then RT
CAN WE DO IT? CAN WE DO THIS TOGETHER? PROBABLY NOT.
RT @arnewisQue: Habt ihr früher auch gedacht es heiße "sitcom", weil da in der Regel Leute auf einem Sofa sitzen?
RT @emilymbender: This.
I ask people I’m writing for to send me their application materials (resume/CV/research statement as appropriate)…
RT @baudrillardbae: angela merkel als das kapital (cursed thread) https://t.co/JGUBbjrldA
RT @dalcashdvinsky: 'The rules of standard English are not legislated by a tribunal of lexicographers but emerge as an implicit consensus w…

bunnibytz This keypad can randomize the numbers so noone figures out the password from your hand movements. Why aren't there more of these? pic.twitter.com/G4VvUDwyhE
RT @brynguist: Suddenly remembered a beautiful thing relevant to the discussion below re: how to call cats in different languages. In ECLin…
RT @hllizi: Politiker müßte man sein. Nichts muß einem peinlich sein und nichts hat Konsequenzen.
https://t.co/RBR7Pu5P1u
Schlächter Rathgeber (Berufsbezeichnung und Nachname)
RT @brynguist: Sociolinguists, does my claim that "literally" is stereotyped as a feature of young women (at least when people are bemoanin…

Matching with type patterns pic.twitter.com/NVryCjJoLw

Matching with name patterns, guards pic.twitter.com/zQ6FSK2OvD

Conditionals, cont. pic.twitter.com/DT4DcyDTRH
RT @zeitonline: Seit 2017 arbeiten Angestellte von @pixelkoenig fünf Stunden am Tag – bei vollem Gehalt. Aber dafür musste sich im Büro ein…
RT @brynguist: young woman celebrity under intense scrutiny: *shares details of struggles with mental health*
pinker: WOW what a DOLT, usi…
RT @TheWeirdWorld: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
some got it, some gotn't it
I sometimes feel sorry for Netflix's search function - when the results make clear it knows exactly what movie I'm looking for, but it's not allowed to show it to me. 😔
In German, 'verboten' just means forbidden. In English, 'verboten' means 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓.
When I close my netbook's lid on Ubuntu 18.04, it doesn't have time to lock the screen before it suspends. So it does that after it wakes. 🤦♂️
RT @texttheater: Meine Lieblingsgermanizismen im Niederländischen: "überhaupt" bedeutet "überhaupt" und "sowieso" bedeutet "auf jeden Fall".
Neulich mit einer Künstlerin mit vielen bunten Strähnchen im Haar geplaudert. Es stellte sich dann heraus, dass sie im Nebenberuf Haarfärbemittel-Testerin ist.
16% done with Because Internet, by Gretchen McCulloch https://t.co/qrsLJxmB9y
22% done with Currency, by Neal Stephenson: "Snicking and clicking noises emanated from ... https://t.co/ZYNq295iZg

@adimit Korrekt.
Jepp, ist bereits implementiert: pic.twitter.com/yEJnotzvaA