The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 25th, 2019

AllieSeverin I just married the best person a linguist could ask for. My non-linguist spouse let me have this as our cake: pic.twitter.com/Myi0un2u5i

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Aug 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RT @MarchForScience: 🚨 We urge the scientific community to stop work for a day, leave your labs, classrooms & fieldwork sites, & join our i…

via Twitter for Android

⹁⹁cursed quotes,,

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HyenaGrin People who think billionaires are okay have no frame of reference. pic.twitter.com/1QXveeYgyh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Aug 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RT @dk_munro: No, but it is immoral to have climate change in the era of babies. https://t.co/V4TYVGJqd1

via Twitter for Android

fMRI_guy TWITTER POLL CHALLENGE OF THE CENTURY:

Use your vote to recreate the percentages listed below, then RT

CAN WE DO IT? CAN WE DO THIS TOGETHER? PROBABLY NOT.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Aug 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RT @arnewisQue: Habt ihr früher auch gedacht es heiße "sitcom", weil da in der Regel Leute auf einem Sofa sitzen?

via Twitter for Android

RT @emilymbender: This.

I ask people I’m writing for to send me their application materials (resume/CV/research statement as appropriate)…

via Twitter for Android

RT @baudrillardbae: angela merkel als das kapital (cursed thread) https://t.co/JGUBbjrldA

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RT @dalcashdvinsky: 'The rules of standard English are not legislated by a tribunal of lexicographers but emerge as an implicit consensus w…

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bunnibytz This keypad can randomize the numbers so noone figures out the password from your hand movements. Why aren't there more of these? pic.twitter.com/G4VvUDwyhE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Aug 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RT @brynguist: Suddenly remembered a beautiful thing relevant to the discussion below re: how to call cats in different languages. In ECLin…

via Twitter for Android

RT @hllizi: Politiker müßte man sein. Nichts muß einem peinlich sein und nichts hat Konsequenzen.

https://t.co/RBR7Pu5P1u

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Schlächter Rathgeber (Berufsbezeichnung und Nachname)

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RT @brynguist: Sociolinguists, does my claim that "literally" is stereotyped as a feature of young women (at least when people are bemoanin…

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RT @zeitonline: Seit 2017 arbeiten Angestellte von @pixelkoenig fünf Stunden am Tag – bei vollem Gehalt. Aber dafür musste sich im Büro ein…

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RT @brynguist: young woman celebrity under intense scrutiny: *shares details of struggles with mental health*

pinker: WOW what a DOLT, usi…

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RT @TheWeirdWorld: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

via Twitter for Android

some got it, some gotn't it

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I sometimes feel sorry for Netflix's search function - when the results make clear it knows exactly what movie I'm looking for, but it's not allowed to show it to me. 😔

via Twitter for Android

In German, 'verboten' just means forbidden. In English, 'verboten' means 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

When I close my netbook's lid on Ubuntu 18.04, it doesn't have time to lock the screen before it suspends. So it does that after it wakes. 🤦‍♂️

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

RT @texttheater: Meine Lieblingsgermanizismen im Niederländischen: "überhaupt" bedeutet "überhaupt" und "sowieso" bedeutet "auf jeden Fall".

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Neulich mit einer Künstlerin mit vielen bunten Strähnchen im Haar geplaudert. Es stellte sich dann heraus, dass sie im Nebenberuf Haarfärbemittel-Testerin ist.

via Twitter for Android

16% done with Because Internet, by Gretchen McCulloch https://t.co/qrsLJxmB9y

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22% done with Currency, by Neal Stephenson: "Snicking and clicking noises emanated from ... https://t.co/ZYNq295iZg

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