Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 24th, 2019

Freue mich schon auf den großen Staredown im Series Finale

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HvngryAlois ich nehme die empfehlung an pic.twitter.com/z5V9CwmOFQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

OscarKocken Eh... Dit is niet hoe werken werkt. pic.twitter.com/b4HgweNcYt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Pandamoanimum I added Aerosmith ft. Run DMC to this video of the shadow of a millipede walking and it has amused me more than it should have done. pic.twitter.com/esyBCaugXn

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

KHayhoe However, as many of my colleagues including @coralsncaves have noted, virtual talks are still not the norm in our community and we still get a lot of "no"s. When that happens, I recommend someone local/regional instead, and ask that if they ever change their mind pls let me know.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

KHayhoe I've successfully transitioned about 3/4 of the talks I give to virtual, and doubled the number of talks that way too! I'm not the most tech-savvy person but here are some of my tips on basic equipment that will elevate a video talk from poor to good -> katharinehayhoe.com/wp2016/resourc…

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`is` und `if`, die ungleichen Schwestern

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Dunkelmagier Your male character is totally allowed to be mentally ill, but only when
• it’s PTSD
• the only symptoms are nightmares and The Single Tear
• the character is still hot and acts confident

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StefanMuelller OK. Where is the fun part in all that ? Well, here are 7 apps to have fun with and reduce your impact. Do you know others? download.cnet.com/news/8-eco-fri…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier Not to acknowledge the MCU’s existence on main but it’s been half a year and I’m still amazed by how absolutely horrible Endgame treated Thor‘s mental illness

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller Brief an @FridayForFuture for klimatet. Wie wäre es, wenn Ihr den Autoverkehr gleich vor der Haustür blockiert und einfach nicht mehr mitfahrt? hot-climate-topics.net/2019/08/24/aut… @parents4future @p4fBerlin @FFF_Berlin pic.twitter.com/GdP650nRbH

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ZiaNitori LESBIANS DID THE FIRST SPACE CRIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!! twitter.com/CatkinsLap/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

mueslikind Nicht nur BVG. Das ist fast überall so. twitter.com/questionatic/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Verleser des Tages: "You have two new mortifications."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

oaostrik Festival protip: always carry a conversation starter for shy people to lash onto (get it?). ift.tt/2L7J2gG pic.twitter.com/qzBzsFRip1

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nitashatiku 👀🧐 in an email to Google employees Pichai shared "revised community guidelines, which now explicitly discourage workers from discussing politics on Google’s thousands of internal mailing lists..several of which are devoted ..to discussing politics" vox.com/recode/2019/8/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Die @DB_Bahn hat wieder eine Vision: den . Ab 2030 sollen Züge etwa zur gleichen Zeit ankommen und abfahren. "Man wird auch in Zukunft warten müssen", sagt Mathematiker und Bahnoptimierer Christian Liebchen. Doch der Plan sei eine Chance. zeit.de/wissen/2019-08…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 4:42 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Gut: Nach 8h Schlaf habe ich super viel Energie.

Schlecht: Gelingt mir nur, wenn ich in der Nacht davor 2h schlafe.

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@Cover_Shadow Ich auch nicht, aber das ist nicht der Punkt.

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400-g-Dose mit Preis pro kg.
200-g-Dose mit Preis pro 100 g.
Welche besch*****e Gesetzeslücke lässt so etwas zu? pic.twitter.com/q0ZAx5RLFA

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StefanMuelller Cool. Hier kann man genau ausrechnen, was ein bestimmtes pro Monat kostet. Inklusive Wertverlust. autokostencheck.de pic.twitter.com/8WMy5PLCRQ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

berndulrich Sie verwechseln das. Es geht nicht um Schuld, sondern um Ursache sein twitter.com/jmhaas/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock TexterInnen geben sich verdächtig viel Mühe, einen in der Kaufentscheidung zu bestätigen, eventuell also doch falsche Wahl?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

WurmAnDerSchnur Thread. Ganz wichtiger Thread. Ich verstehe, wenn man sich nicht traut allein dazwischen zugehen, aber dann sprecht die Leute um euch rum mit an, lasst niemanden allein in so einer beschissenen Situation. twitter.com/leviherz/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

fraeulein_tessa Ich glaube ich kenne niemanden, der es gut und richtig findet, dass die „Schere zwischen arm und reich“ immer weiter auseinander geht.

Doch sobald es mal darum geht, wie Reiche ein wenig mehr in den Topf werfen könnten, wird so getan, als ginge es um ihr letztes löchriges Hemd.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

My robot vacuum is like a pet in many ways, including the sixth sense for when I accidentally leave a door open that it's not allowed past.

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cubewatermelon Life cycle of cat pic.twitter.com/stqH1uvAn0

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HasBezosDecided We need MASS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE.

Will it grind the economy to a halt? Yes.

But currently that exact same economy is driving us towards human extinction. So, call me nuts, but I’ll take halting that fucking trajectory to actively carrying on with it.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

luca Do you read the comment or quoted Tweet first?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Aug 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)