Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 29th, 2016

Getüpfelte Socken haben automatisch eine Innennoppung, die die Gleiteigenschaften beim An- und Ausziehen enorm verbessert.

via Twitter for Android

asayeed Natürlich sind die Beiden wahr: es gibt tiefe Demokratie-Rückschritte in der TR, *und* Europa behält sich ihr ganz heuchlerisch

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:53 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra hello I am in my third year as a phd student and today I realized "free willy" is a pun on "free will"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CorneliusRoemer Shocked to learn that British civil servants and politicians have no access to academic journals. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/1p3kZiQb1f

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:51 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Giraffe's bones were then made into a cello and its gelatin into gummi bears, while they ate cheeseburgers @cstross twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:50 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Reinvent yourself incrementally

via Twitter for Android

erzaehlmirnix Trau keiner Studie ;) pic.twitter.com/DOxW1fui66

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:00 PM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

anotherday____ @marcyjcook @Dr_EmWhitaker good albeit dated literature review: pic.twitter.com/KN1Gr0Pp5E

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Time set away for brooding

via Twitter for Android

Wenn ich die Welt schon nicht beherrschen kann, will ich sie doch wenigstens anherrschen.

via Twitter for Android

Words we invented by getting them wrong youtu.be/HSdSuOpyPwA

via Twitter for Android

sprachlog Blogspektrogramm 21/2016 sprachlog.de/2016/05/29/blo…

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 9:07 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

This kind of "autopilot" seems worse than none. cnet.com/roadshow/news/…

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Altauto-Importland Mali: Hüter einer verschwundenen Welt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:45 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lobot clustern, clorst, geclorsten ❤️ twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:53 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Dunnemals vs. dermaleinst

via Twitter for Android

Eilenbrat Im Vergleich zu dunnemals heißen die Leut ja heutzutage streng genommen gar nicht mehr. pic.twitter.com/AcwesCiKpI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:07 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

han_man1927 Milch erhitzen - Der Geruch

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:06 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Die Linke will Wähler von der AfD zurückgewinnen weil...

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:04 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

PolizeiBerlin_E Ein Waschbär ging in von uns. Er liegt tot an einer Bushaltestelle. Betroffenheit im Team.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:04 AM, May 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)