The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 3rd, 2016

Randomly generated short films that exist only once Seances| By Guy Maddin, Evan Johnson, Galen Johnson, and the NFB seances.nfb.ca

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spinfocl Die @zeitonline Hat jetzt auch ein Fake--Interview?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:27 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich habe wunderschöne Syntaxbäume aus komplexen Klammerausdrücken generiert und bin ganz ergriffen. I live for this shit. <3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:26 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra News flash to boomer jerks who complain about millennial kids getting participation trophies: motivation matters. twitter.com/albrgr/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:17 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Holland hat das bisher nicht hingekriegt, aber das hat ja auch kein Dürreproblem. golem.de/news/niedersch…

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frachtschaden "In China hat jemand einen Sack Reis an die Wand gelehnt. Was dann geschah, wird dich zu Tränen rühren."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:19 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

And this is why we should not half-ass "self-driving". Human driving must be banned on public roads. twitter.com/amyquispe/stat…

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SarahCAndersen When I find out someone can secretly sing really well they become my new wife

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "They're called relational networks, but I always think of them as octopi. With four arms. So, half an octopus." pic.twitter.com/psEGD4Qye1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:33 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

brokep Presenting the new @flattrplus cooperation (@Flattr and @AdblockPlus) today at with @schwarzblond. Website: flattrplus.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:30 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

paniq @texttheater the "masterbot" is the worker here, basically, who operates in a state of flow despite the chaos around him

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:10 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

paniq @texttheater that scenario sounds like a generous reading of capitalism ;)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@paniq but I can totally hear it according to your backstory too :)

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@paniq My initial association was a sci-fi/horror scenario where you are at the mercy of a lethal out-of-control robot,

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akareilly Cross team communication shirt: pic.twitter.com/TJnCnGuoFv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:54 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

HolyBookofBible "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. Luckily I've found a new route to work, anyway." –Psalms 23:4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:38 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

FrameOfStack Every year, the Most Meta award is given to itself.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 PM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig Was ich schon lange mal sagen wollte, hat Bruce Schneier schon lange gesagt (2010): twitter.com/AdamThierer/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:56 AM, May 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Keine Lust, die Möbel die Treppe runter zu schleppen? Einfach zu Sägemehl verarbeiten und einmal gut durchlüften.

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Ach, deine Ming-Vase? Die ist jetzt ein spannendes 3D-Puzzle.

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