The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 31st, 2016

Twitter is my happy place.

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn But leaving it alone is the only way to get the yellowed pages, spider colonies and layers of pollen I was going for.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

benphillips76 Peak : UK protestor tries to burn the EU flag, but can't, because of EU regulation on flammable materials pic.twitter.com/BiKKKAMms1

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:55 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Thus, Wetzlar. Kommst du auch? :O)

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Bikerpfarrer Mein Duschkopf hat drei Einstellungen:
eine zum Duschen,
die andere, um Granit zu schneiden
und die dritte, mit der man Großdemos auflöst

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:01 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Give me a best-case scenario... and make it bright!

via Twitter for Android

terriko "Now, somehow, people understand git's branching model and everyone is born with a github account"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:46 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra Do you read the experiments section?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:44 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AlterPirat @misharrrgh What a time to be alive and dead at once!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Ehepaar Ponto in seiner Jagdhütte in Mölln: Entweder man tanzt Paso doble, oder man provoziert sein Glück

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 3:31 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Argorak @KatiKuersch @Lotterleben Ich hab auch einen: "Der RCDS - streng mathematisch gesehen kein Ring, da mehr als ein Nullelement."

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:15 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

StanCarey The linguistics of 'mansplaining': languagejones.com/blog-1/2016/5/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:11 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Was sollte das überhaupt? Wer denkt denn "Kraftwerk muß ich nicht hören, gibt ja Lieder mit vielen tollen Samples"? twitter.com/vieuxrenard/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:07 PM, May 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"hiernaast zijn er vele gebouwen in de provincie Groningen die, soms ook als spotnaam, de toevoeging 'borg' dragen" nl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

via Twitter Web Client