Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 7th, 2016

Even worse than the Starbucks customer thrown out for "hacking" (= using a terminal emulator) twitter.com/Mandinka_X/sta…

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish Only ever saying "I've really enjoyed today" while sounding massively surprised

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich habe ein neues Lied gebaut. Bei Eklektik ist ja immer die Frage, ob man die Kurve kriegt.

soundcloud.com/kaelteschaden/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

plomlompom Je weniger ich von $sache verstehe, desto ungerner lasse ich mich im Geschäft dazu beraten, denn für desto manipulierbarer halte ich mich.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 7:05 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Via @NPR: Taking Mom Out For Brunch? It's A Feminist Tradition n.pr/1CD6LY0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:05 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Hierzu stellen wir fest: Matsch der Mitte

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:53 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nathanjurgenson a growing "scholarly divide" between those who have access to corporate 'big' data and those who do not ojphi.org/ojs/index.php/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:49 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Argorak Tja, und das passiert, wenn man sich "satirisch" Sprache bedient, die rassistisch ist.

twitter.com/zeitschlag/sta…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:49 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

FJ_Murau FAZ-Artikel, in denen man schreibt, dass man das, was man schreibt, ja gar nicht mehr schreiben darf, sind mittlerweile ein eigenes Genre.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alyciaslaurmani Amsterdam preparing for Putin's arrival 😂🌈 pic.twitter.com/qzI2k8PqAT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Melima_Ore Die Organspendebereitschaft in D ist desaströs,während täglich 3Leute der Warteliste sterben :O Bitte besorgt euch einen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sanderrp I've heard so many horror stories that are basically "this dude thinks he's the lead in a romantic comedy" twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/st…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:13 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tauriqmoosa We have a culture that tells men pursuing without letting up" is a virtue, not an indication of creepiness & disrespect.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ThePracticalDev The software industry pic.twitter.com/FAl5Gt30ZJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GebbiGibson Ich habe heute erfahren, dass Klaus Lage in meiner Nachbarschaft wohnt und überlege mir nun lockere Sprüche für Begegnungen beim Bäcker.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:28 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Sarcasm detection research by @dbamman & @nlpnoah is #2 on this list of 10 things the Simpson's predicted! youtube.com/watch?v=ndTglH…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:03 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Herner Rebell Bär (l.), Genossen: Zwei Tage Schreibmaschinen-Entzug

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:57 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)