May 7th, 2016

SoVeryBritish Only ever saying "I've really enjoyed today" while sounding massively surprised

9:30 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich habe ein neues Lied gebaut. Bei Eklektik ist ja immer die Frage, ob man die Kurve kriegt.

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11:27 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

plomlompom Je weniger ich von $sache verstehe, desto ungerner lasse ich mich im Geschäft dazu beraten, denn für desto manipulierbarer halte ich mich.

7:04 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 7:05 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Via @NPR: Taking Mom Out For Brunch? It's A Feminist Tradition n.pr/1CD6LY0

7:00 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:05 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Hierzu stellen wir fest: Matsch der Mitte

6:51 PM, May 7th, 2016 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:53 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nathanjurgenson a growing "scholarly divide" between those who have access to corporate 'big' data and those who do not ojphi.org/ojs/index.php/…

3:41 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:49 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Argorak Tja, und das passiert, wenn man sich "satirisch" Sprache bedient, die rassistisch ist.

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3:05 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:49 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

FJ_Murau FAZ-Artikel, in denen man schreibt, dass man das, was man schreibt, ja gar nicht mehr schreiben darf, sind mittlerweile ein eigenes Genre.

11:17 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alyciaslaurmani Amsterdam preparing for Putin's arrival 😂🌈 pic.twitter.com/qzI2k8PqAT

9:19 PM, May 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Melima_Ore Die Organspendebereitschaft in D ist desaströs,während täglich 3Leute der Warteliste sterben :O Bitte besorgt euch einen #Organspendeausweis

10:22 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sanderrp I've heard so many horror stories that are basically "this dude thinks he's the lead in a romantic comedy" twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/st…

11:35 AM, May 7th, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:13 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tauriqmoosa We have a culture that tells men pursuing without letting up" is a virtue, not an indication of creepiness & disrespect.

11:29 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ThePracticalDev The software industry pic.twitter.com/FAl5Gt30ZJ

3:10 PM, May 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GebbiGibson Ich habe heute erfahren, dass Klaus Lage in meiner Nachbarschaft wohnt und überlege mir nun lockere Sprüche für Begegnungen beim Bäcker.

1:18 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:28 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Sarcasm detection research by @dbamman & @nlpnoah is #2 on this list of 10 things the Simpson's predicted! youtube.com/watch?v=ndTglH… #NLProc

1:50 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:03 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Herner Rebell Bär (l.), Genossen: Zwei Tage Schreibmaschinen-Entzug

2:51 AM, May 7th, 2016 via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:57 AM, May 7th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)