Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 9th, 2016

plomlompom Dies ist mein Pferd. Mein Pferd ist erstaunlich.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 9:11 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Mit 360°-Panoramafotos, interaktiven: Asiatische Geduld nötig

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cant_miss_it ... be on the lookout for a white building ...

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 8:48 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cant_miss_it ... then under the bypass ...

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 8:48 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cant_miss_it ... go past the town center ...

via Cheap Bots, Done Quick! (retweeted on 8:48 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gossipgriII using microsoft word

*moves an image 1 mm to the left*

all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

iamjohnoliver Here's our piece on Scientific Studies from last night...youtube.com/watch?v=0Rnq1N…. Studies say watching it could improve your mood by 3%

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:24 PM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Whahaha, brilliant! "Recent Searches" xkcd.com/1678/

via Twitter for Android

Polizei ist halt Ländersache in Deutschland. "die flüchtlingskrise spitzt sich zu" belauscht.de/2016/die-fluec…

via Twitter for Android

Few things are as aggravating as @audible_com preventing me from buying an untranslated audio edition of some book because of where I live.

via Twitter Web Client

The most important quality I'm looking for in a house plant is IMMORTALITY.

via Twitter Web Client

labenzticker röttgen (V.): Sich versprechen, ohne sich zu versprechen. Ist der Fall, wenn die gemachte Äußerung sich als doppeld… labenz.texttheater.net/r%C3%B6ttgen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:42 AM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Chaosfux "Sterbi macht der Rhododendron - Mein erstes Gärtnerbuch"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:02 AM, May 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)