Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 28th, 2016

ojahnn @_noujoum @texttheater Vor einigen Wochen in der Kneipe dürfte das etwa der Moment gewesen sein, an dem ich mir Kaffee über die Hose kippte.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:46 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Der @texttheater gab ein Interview zu verrockenen Wörtern. sagso.com/2016/05/23/int…

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Kafka backwards "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Bug's Life" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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theorycsumd Student evaluations of teaching are not only unreliable, they are significantly biased against female instructors. blogs.lse.ac.uk/impactofsocial…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:27 PM, May 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Bombinatorik

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sama Alt view 3: the other real problem is that not enough of us are willing to pay for news, so we get the click-bait ad-driven news we deserve.

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ojahnn duesseldorf.jpg pic.twitter.com/JbfNDQ17dc

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Habe mit dem Sprachmagazin @sagkurzso über die Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben gesprochen: sagso.com/2016/05/23/int…

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*angewiderter Blick* Wie konnte ich nur jemals dieses Zeug in mich reinstopfen? *stopft dieses Zeug in sich rein* Ah, jetzt weiß ich wieder!

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ojahnn @texttheater Sag bescheid.

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@spinfocl Anprangern scheint ja nicht mehr zu reichen.

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"Ach ja, ich wollte ja noch schnell googeln, wie man dauerhaft glücklich wird."

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hllizi @texttheater looked it up, it's Kaijūs and Jaegers.

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hllizi @texttheater instead of both (i.e. what are the monsters called and Jägers)! And featuring a small New York media company as planet earth.

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aparrish holding off on playing imbroglio so I can continue to enjoy not understanding the evocative jargon it engenders twitter.com/BRKeogh/status…

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hllizi But well, here's Mencken's famous "In Defence of Gawker": quotationspage.com/quote/29591.ht…

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@hllizi Instead of monsters of instead of what are those exoskeletons called again?

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PolizeiBerlin_I a neighbour has a hammer and is hammering too loud

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PolizeiBerlin_I remains on the agenda: Noise reported. She is lying on the grass and weeping. He's pulling her. We're making speed

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PolizeiBerlin_I Oompah, oompah, oompahpah! Who'se playing loud music on the street again in

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hllizi Unkonventionell, aber nicht schlecht: Polizei Berlin fordert zu Deathmatches auf. twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:37 AM, May 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@Geekprinzessin Olivenöl o.Ä. reinträufeln, damit sich der Pfropfen löst...

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SPIEGELCaptions Krisenmanager Strauss-Kahn, Merkel: Man lerne vor allem, sich zu freuen

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hllizi Was ist abgefahrener?
twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

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❤️ @abnor_malik talking about high school here, a place I wouldn't have enjoyed nearly as much without him. twitter.com/thewidowstanto…

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