The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 3rd, 2016

ojahnn Wer Social Media blöd findet, verpasst einige der schönsten Level moderner Zwischenmenschlichkeit.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Auf einer Mailbox in Potsdam: „Lieber Kai, nach vier Jahren ist auch für mich der Rummikub überschritten. Das könnt ihr genau so schreiben.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @spinfocl Nein, mit Hilfe Г-förmiger Gebäude.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

nsaphra Fancy "ergonomic" keyboard hurts me during alt+tab. Universally bad design or just built for twice my handspan? pic.twitter.com/LSl4RhJKE7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

If you want your help to be extra effective, follow it up with "careful". twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

via Twitter for Android

fraeulein_tessa Jedes deutsche Medium, das etwas auf sich hält, hat doch ein Ressort dafür (oder einen Kolumnisten). via @BoingBoing pic.twitter.com/h8XOBRfU8k

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Wieder einer für die lange Liste unserer Erfolge. :D

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn "During that period of my life, I had two crushes and at least two crushees."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Gegenwesen schickt mir kurz vor Feierabend Nachrichten aus dem Büro, um sich zu beschweren, dass es jetzt versehentlich Verben stärkt. 👍

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

.@nsaphra IMO this app is not about finding a serious nemesis, it's about hooking up for a quick and meaningless brawl. :-(

via Twitter Web Client in reply to nsaphra

@asayeed I was always like "LOL, sounds like my home dialect but they use it in official documents and all" until I learned it.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to asayeed

@asayeed NL >> D in that respect. It's smaller and non-federal which makes development easier, but I think attitude also has to do with it.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to asayeed

A lexical entry my semantic parser for Dutch has learned:
zonsondergang := N:λx.beautiful.a.01(x)∧sunset.n.01(x)

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asayeed That anglophones experience as mirth, of course. Yeah, constantly being tickled.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed The thing is that the other Germanic languages tickle some kind of unsatisfied expectation mechanism in back of English-speakers' mindbrain

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed qz.com/697558/interne…

Maybe they need a cloud-based solution for leveraging synergies in de-jargonization.

@charlesjo

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:30 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

thejapanesefor The Japanese for "pollen" is 花粉 (かふん/kafun), which means "flower flour". XD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Another nice, concise quotative construction German has is the "so X" expression ("according to X"). Co-occurs with subjunctive usually.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed @texttheater suppletion! We should all just speak Old Turkic and avoid all this.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@asayeed It irks me though that it is often syncretic with the indicative, in which case you have to use the past subjunctive instead.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to asayeed

asayeed You know the German quotative present subjunctive is a very useful verb form English ought to have for written text.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Wirtschaftskrise erreicht Terrorismus twitter.com/faznet/status/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra like tinder but for nemeses

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 AM, Jun 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)