The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 30th, 2016

AcademicsSay Dissertations explained. via @Matt_Bilskie pic.twitter.com/MKq8u3o6y5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

lewis_baston Next Prime Minister is probably one of the first people in politics who can truthfully claim that a big boy did it and ran away.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Zucchinifritten mit Rhabarberketchup (und Majo). Sollse mal sehen. pic.twitter.com/DFTIdHxdIb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

personaldebatte Tochter (4) vor der BILLA-Kassa: "ICH EXISTIERE GAR NICHT! DU HAST MICH NUR FÜR DIESEN TWEET ERFUNDEN!"

Ziemlich deep für ne Vierjährige.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Woord van de dag: thuisaffermenteerbier

via Twitter for Android

nervous_jessica Lasercut lace v1. It's a start. Definitely needs a lining and some interfacing. pic.twitter.com/9TmBcopFuN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @nutellaberliner Die wollten keinen besseren Code, die wollten nur, dass ich noch mehr Zeit verschwende… um den Code dann weiter abzulehnen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @frachtschaden Aber da die Diskussion so wie eben geschildert verläuft, schminke ich mir die Idee jetzt ganz sorgfältig ab.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi That would have been quicker, but they understandably don't allow phones at the quiz.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

spinfocl I was born in the EEC.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"That's German for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the."

via Twitter for Android

Dass Volksentscheide immer so knapp ausfallen, ist das selection bias, ein Artefakt des Wahlkampfes oder stimmt das gar nicht?

via Twitter for Android

Code-switching mid-sentence is for amateurs. Try code-switching mid-word.

via Twitter for Android

Someone made a Ctrl+Z joke and I didn't get it because I was thinking of suspending the current foreground job.

via Twitter for Android

Portable Feuersbrunst

via Twitter for Android

Stubenfliege mit dem Unkrautbrenner jagen

via Twitter for Android

jonathonmorgan A service that abruptly disconnects everyone from the call the first someone says "well, I guess that's about it" twitter.com/realSimonBurns…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:53 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ACLU BREAKING: ACLU challenges law preventing studies on big data discrimination aclu.org/blog/free-futu… by @rachelegoodman1 & @bhandari_esha

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Hashtag now open for submissions for scientific analysis!

Looking for equivalents of *Go fuck yourself!* in all languages.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JoelAchenbach BREAKING: 107 Nobel laureates have signed letter asking Greenpeace to stop opposing GMOs washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Spent a disproportionate amount of pubquiz time on a single question. pic.twitter.com/VGNHVEiNWe

via Twitter for Android