@spinfocl Stimmt.

AcademicsSay Dissertations explained. via @Matt_Bilskie pic.twitter.com/MKq8u3o6y5
lewis_baston Next Prime Minister is probably one of the first people in politics who can truthfully claim that a big boy did it and ran away.

Herr_Rau Zucchinifritten mit Rhabarberketchup (und Majo). Sollse mal sehen. #Strohwitweressen pic.twitter.com/DFTIdHxdIb
personaldebatte Tochter (4) vor der BILLA-Kassa: "ICH EXISTIERE GAR NICHT! DU HAST MICH NUR FÜR DIESEN TWEET ERFUNDEN!"
Ziemlich deep für ne Vierjährige.
Woord van de dag: thuisaffermenteerbier

nervous_jessica Lasercut lace v1. It's a start. Definitely needs a lining and some interfacing. pic.twitter.com/9TmBcopFuN
ojahnn @nutellaberliner Die wollten keinen besseren Code, die wollten nur, dass ich noch mehr Zeit verschwende… um den Code dann weiter abzulehnen.
ojahnn @frachtschaden Aber da die Diskussion so wie eben geschildert verläuft, schminke ich mir die Idee jetzt ganz sorgfältig ab.
@hllizi That would have been quicker, but they understandably don't allow phones at the quiz.
spinfocl I was born in the EEC.
"That's German for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the."
Dass Volksentscheide immer so knapp ausfallen, ist das selection bias, ein Artefakt des Wahlkampfes oder stimmt das gar nicht?
Code-switching mid-sentence is for amateurs. Try code-switching mid-word.
Someone made a Ctrl+Z joke and I didn't get it because I was thinking of suspending the current foreground job. #Unix
Portable Feuersbrunst
Stubenfliege mit dem Unkrautbrenner jagen
jonathonmorgan A service that abruptly disconnects everyone from the call the first someone says "well, I guess that's about it" twitter.com/realSimonBurns…
Ccoommiittee
ACLU BREAKING: ACLU challenges law preventing studies on big data discrimination aclu.org/blog/free-futu… by @rachelegoodman1 & @bhandari_esha
skeptikantin Hashtag #fuckative now open for submissions for scientific analysis!
Looking for equivalents of *Go fuck yourself!* in all languages.
JoelAchenbach BREAKING: 107 Nobel laureates have signed letter asking Greenpeace to stop opposing GMOs washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…

Spent a disproportionate amount of pubquiz time on a single question. pic.twitter.com/VGNHVEiNWe