The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 9th, 2016

Economics "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden Eggs" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

via Twitter for Android

Everyone is a villain "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hello, miss" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish Getting an apple to undo the 2,000 calories in your meal deal

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra As a researcher, how can one choose a research topic to ensure human obsolescence hits people with wealth and power, not just truckers?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

johnnysunshine $ cat Makefile
america:
$ make america great again
make: Nothing to be done for `america'.
make: *** No rule to make target `great'. Stop.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Klein Klev, das: Ein falsch verwendetes Fremdwort, das einen Versuch, intellektuell zu wirken, zum Scheitern bringt. labenz.texttheater.net/Klein%20Klev

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Tja, kann nicht jeder ein Gripsholm sein.

via Twitter for Android

tmalsburg Bias against Novelty in Science: nber.org/digest/jun16/w…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Junge Väter mit Nachwuchs: Die Wüste lebt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:00 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Flugroutengegner Leander Haußmann: Tagen. Kurze Zeit später schlüpft die Mücke.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Comparatives are of course just as much of a dick as coordination.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Korpus (4;11): „Ich kann nicht schlafen, der Bettbezug ist zu hässlich.“
Suz: „Mach die Augen zu.“
*zzzzzzz*
Was hab ich bloß angerichtet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig "Die niedrigen Gänge gehen alle nicht."
"Keine niedrigen Gänge haben ist das Fixie für Arme, oder?"
"Eher für Beine."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Jun 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)