The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 16th, 2016

If you leave preconditions unchecked, write your program so as to cause as much damage as possible if they are not met.

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Chomping a line in Python:
(chomped,) = line.splitlines()

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oOtrinityOo Bei der Hymne hab ich immer die Hand in der Pringlesdose.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

smoothandboring Hab viel gelesen (informirt) über Satzzeichen von Kommasetzung her alles spannend bis sehr interessant denk ich muss jeder selber wissen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wordspy benching pp. Maintaining sporadic contact with someone while deciding whether you want to date that person seriously wspy.ws/benc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

heyitsgarrett Pour one out for my favorite bug of 2016 pic.twitter.com/bPKHMhBDSn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:10 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GuitaristDom @owenblacker I saw this terrifying warning from the people at Vote Leave @SophieWarnes @MichaelPDeacon pic.twitter.com/1EaltB7jl8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

elonmusk RUD = Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"There is always, always someone else who can do that work (…) better (…) not handicapped by being fucked up." twitter.com/violetblue/sta…

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texttheater Kundenzufriedenheitsumfrage essen Kundenzufriedenheit auf.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dalcashdvinsky '“Excellence” is a pernicious and dangerous rhetoric that undermines the very foundations of good research' figshare.com/articles/Excel…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "Mach dir das mal egal."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Programming often comes with great responsibility. See this great post by @zephoria, "Be Careful What You Code For": points.datasociety.net/be-careful-wha…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Cheeseboy22 I wear a clown mask to sleep just in case one of my kids has a nightmare and comes to sleep in our bed.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ingo-Heiner radelt zum Kuchenfressen bei seiner Tante Bollerhilde Stürzensack. Es gibt saure Kutteltorte mit Sülzenfrosting.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Polizistenmord des Papstes als Kinderbuch

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Jun 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)