The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 21st, 2016

Chaosfux Optimus Prime macht nach dem Spiel immer Autotorso.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@hllizi @spinfocl Soll der Professor es halt einfach machen, wenn's ihm so wichtig ist.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

deray The African Union is introducing a single passport to make travel on the continent easier for Africans qz.com/710334/africa-…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:27 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

InternetHippo [god appears on earth]
POPE: He has come!
GOD: Ok see that’s why I’m here—the misgendering

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AcademiaObscura Passive aggressive publisher. pic.twitter.com/gGFQDBtdqc

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wellendonner Mein Hobby: In Anworten an Recruiter(innen) heimlich die Ursprungsmail gendern. pic.twitter.com/qlirHK7zcX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Hurra! Ab sofort nimmt die Rate, mit der die Rate, mit der die Länge der Tage zunimmt, abnimmt, wieder ab!

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn @hllizi :D Versuche ich vllt mal. Außerdem kommuniziere ich gerne, dass es Zeitverschwendung ist, Themen zu besprechen, die allen klar sind.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jbrenier Hello, TensorFlow!

flip.it/tnQJG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater argumentum ad unum undecim

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:51 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Let the commiseration begin!

via Twitter Web Client

posiputt authentischlein deck dichotomie.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater "Der Kaffee aus diesem Automaten ist so dünn. Wahrscheinlich ist es ein Problem mit innerer Leere."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Mit mir kann man Pferde zurückgeben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AstroKatie Remember that your attention is a gift and your willingness to debate is a choice. You’re under no obligation to help someone be less wrong.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

axbm Russische LED. pic.twitter.com/07rDCgL8Gt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kellyoxford 7yr old: will the apopolypse ever happen?
Me: no
7yr old: I kinda hope it does, so I can try human meat.

😳😳😳😳

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:59 AM, Jun 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)