The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 27th, 2016

Drop an e-bomb into a student party, how about that.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Considering buying a drone to seek out and destroy sources of loud music on the block.

via Twitter for Android

GerritKloss "Italien ist ein eingeschweißter Haufen."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

katejscott “If they treat their referendum as a non-event, we will also treat their referendum as a non-event,” an EU diplomat said. What referendum???

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alanbeattie Truly British solution: never invoke Article 50, hope everyone else too polite ever to mention it.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Hauptverkehrsstraße in Cambridge, 10 Minuten vor Anpfiff – ein Vögel tschilpt…leichter Wind…ein Auto fährt mit 100 mph vorbei…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@TheGurkenkaiser @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom Ich sehe keinen Grund, die *individuelle* Lebenserwartung zugrundezulegen. Für alle dieselbe.

via Twitter for Android in reply to TheGurkenkaiser

stefanowitsch The usual mix of linguistics, narrative fragments, heartbroken cynicism, dadaism and champagne socialism, now also in English.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wblau Boris Johnson's Telegraph column has just been published. He promises full EU privileges without the membership.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ziyatong We often think of reptiles as cold-hearted, but here's one coming to another's rescue... pic.twitter.com/eN0CBI5G4X

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fischblog Bürokratie ist voll Scheiße. Was wir wirklich wollen sind unbürokratische Entscheidungen: "Dein Gesicht passt mir nicht. Antrag abgelehnt!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Why not? That's an awesome observation. twitter.com/SMBCComics/sta…

via Twitter for Android

@ZachWeiner Yes. With the comics not embedded, the feed is useless to me.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ZachWeiner