The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 5th, 2016

plomlompom I hate ostracism. Sometimes a must as last resort. Try to prevent its need: Fight hero worship & taboos on criticism.Discourage abuse early.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I just wrote an excited email to my BFF about the color of my new towel. It's good to have someone you can share all your emotions with.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Friends don't let friends become heroes that can't be criticized, abusers no one dares to stand up to, problems only solvable by expulsion.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tfw in ehemaligen Blickachsen nun Kaffeeverkaifspavillons stehen und die Beschilderung nicht mehr funktioniert.

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Wait till you see what the radiation did to the elven.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

- Fantasy. Something post-apocalyptic.
- Well, which is it?
- Both. I can't decide.
- So, something like middle-earth after a nuclear war?

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Yes, when using touchscreen devices while my other hand is occupied, I do sometimes use the tip of my nose.

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SPIEGELCaptions Verantwortlich für Vertrieb: Virtuoser Millionenbeschaffer und Menschenverführer

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Teuer und überflüssig: Gute Nachrichten aus Allensbach

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

thejapanesefor The Japanese for "uneven" is 凸凹 (でこぼこ/dekoboko), which means "convex-concave", and whose kanji look exactly like what they mean.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:24 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

As my first Kindle read, I picked one where the dictionary feature is *immensely* useful.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Whoa, Nabokov. Easy on the thesaurus next time.

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@ojahnn Präfix- und Partikelverben sind semantisch so wunderbar vielseitig...

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

@ojahnn Das geht natürlich auch, mit etwas anderer Valenzstruktur.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn @texttheater "Bevor das mit uns ernst wurde, habe ich sie leider versehentlich vergrolben."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:17 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Nach der Molekularküche nun die platonische Küche: Idee eines Weißbarsches am Spargel an sich

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Der_Hutt Das lustigste an deutschsprachigen Speisekarten sind meistens die Präpositionen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Dübelberger Monsterkäse – der mit den Eiern

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jun 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Kalbsschmurgulette unterm Senfschleier

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Isch mach disch Altkleidersammlung

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