The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 1st, 2016

leyawn i have been watching a lot of soccer this week and have some ideas on how to make it better. i give you soccer 2 pic.twitter.com/04OLBsL6sg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jodie__martin Is there a word for the opposite of anniversary? A year until something happens? A Pre-anniversary? Preversary?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hi @audible, just canceled my membership. To get me back, negotiate global deals with more publishers. Geoblocking sucks.

via Twitter Web Client

PÄPSTE FORDERN: KLONT GOTT!

via Twitter for Android

UKPLab CfP: SemEval-2017 Shared Task on Puns logological.org/puns pic.twitter.com/e7QPonZaZZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

I have several close friends whose e-mail address I don’t have. Unthinkable in 2011, normal in 2016.

via Twitter Web Client

"Im Jetzt leben: Wenn du die Zeit spüren willst, sei ungeduldig." https://t.co/Ek2aBlrIrX #lustiges #feedly

via Twitter Web Client

bznotes LOL. Made my day. pic.twitter.com/34hHdbsiOt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:20 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @bassena: Witzigerweise geht's FPÖ nun ähnl. wie #Brexitern: Sie haben "versehentl." gewonnen, wo Niederlage strateg. hilfreicher gewese…

via Twitter Web Client

RT @doberah: Germany's @BILD quotes a Theresa May staffer as saying “Mrs May is like Mrs Merkel – just without the sex, drugs and rock ‘n’…

via Twitter for Android

RT @personaldebatte: "Mein zweiter Name ist Gefahr!"
"Jürgen Gefahr Kasulke?"
"Jürgen Gefahr Teppich Kasulke. Mein dritter Name ist Teppich…

via Twitter for Android

MagicRealismBot An entrepreneur is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a grandfather clock and an embittered panther. Can you explain what happened?

via Borges Bot (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)