The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 1st, 2016

leyawn i have been watching a lot of soccer this week and have some ideas on how to make it better. i give you soccer 2 pic.twitter.com/04OLBsL6sg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jodie__martin Is there a word for the opposite of anniversary? A year until something happens? A Pre-anniversary? Preversary?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hi @audible, just canceled my membership. To get me back, negotiate global deals with more publishers. Geoblocking sucks.

via Twitter Web Client

PÄPSTE FORDERN: KLONT GOTT!

via Twitter for Android

UKPLab CfP: SemEval-2017 Shared Task on Puns logological.org/puns pic.twitter.com/e7QPonZaZZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

I have several close friends whose e-mail address I don’t have. Unthinkable in 2011, normal in 2016.

via Twitter Web Client

"Im Jetzt leben: Wenn du die Zeit spüren willst, sei ungeduldig." titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter Web Client

bznotes LOL. Made my day. pic.twitter.com/34hHdbsiOt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:20 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

bassena Witzigerweise geht's FPÖ nun ähnl. wie : Sie haben "versehentl." gewonnen, wo Niederlage strateg. hilfreicher gewesen wäre.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

doberah Germany's @BILD quotes a Theresa May staffer as saying “Mrs May is like Mrs Merkel – just without the sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll”.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:38 AM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

personaldebatte "Mein zweiter Name ist Gefahr!"
"Jürgen Gefahr Kasulke?"
"Jürgen Gefahr Teppich Kasulke. Mein dritter Name ist Teppich."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MagicRealismBot An entrepreneur is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a grandfather clock and an embittered panther. Can you explain what happened?

via Borges Bot (retweeted on 8:53 AM, Jul 1st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)