Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 16th, 2016

"Das Gericht ist fertig, wenn ICH sage, dass es fertig ist!" twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via Twitter for Android

That beard, that smile, that shaky voice... Michael Cristofer's portrayal of Evil Corp's CEO lets you see the hooves through the shoe.

via Twitter for Android

durst steigt in seine protzige Großhirnrinde ein, knallt die Tür zu und fährt knatternd davon.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

President Obama, pardon Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning | Trevor Timm theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

via Twitter for Android

MIT_CSAIL Obama becomes first sitting president to publish academic journal article: for.tn/2a66doA pic.twitter.com/cs6Zv7agxX

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chrisrodz35 We shouldn't be afraid to refer our URM friends because we know they can't fake it in the office, and be friends with white guys like we can

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chrisrodz35 We shouldn't have to be 2x as good/no faults in order to get a foot in the door as @beLaurie was saying.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ryan_marsh Can confirm. As a combat vet this is maddening. pic.twitter.com/ykyOkqsWDX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden In meiner Timeline gesponserte Werbung für David Hasselhoff und Kampfhubschrauber. Bin ich so leicht zu durchschauen?

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Twitter hat immer mehr "Wah, es wird alles immer schlimmer! Ist so!" von Leuten, die wahrscheinlich keine Ahnung haben. Ist so.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Der Dönerladen im Stuttgarter Hauptbahnhof heißt Ützel-Brützel.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Procedure when asked something with mouth full:
1. Hand over mouth
2. Chew dramatically
3. Say sorry with eyes
4. Swallow painfully early

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SheepView: campaign to bring Google Street View to Faroe Islands mounts cameras on sheep. npr.org/sections/thetw…

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Neuenrost, der: Die besondere Aura der Überholtheit von älteren Gegenständen, die zu ihrer Zeit futuristisch aussah… labenz.texttheater.net/Neuenrost

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

RichterHedwig Wir Wohlstandskinder lieben den Glauben, in apokalyptischen Zeiten zu leben. Sorry: Keine Vergangenheit war irgendwie besser.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MrNobre A Vaporeon popped up in the middle of Central Park and this happened

pic.twitter.com/bSJ6GUvPvh

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Jul 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)