The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 10th, 2016

BFriedmanDC Baton Rouge PD looks ridiculous. I never wore so much armor in combat. This is their own community. (Photo: Reuters) pic.twitter.com/clCFFyD6jx

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Scrolling through fb feed, saw a pic without a Pokemon in it. Spent several seconds staring at it looking for one.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Former NYC mayor apparently thinks all people in black neighborhoods do all day is kill each other. nydn.us/29HFf7T

via Twitter for Android

mikesanz19 LOOOOOOOL FRANCE MUST BE CONFIDENT 😭 pic.twitter.com/s4goViHc5j

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

yetzt neulich in der afd... pic.twitter.com/nWWq50csJV

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

mjays It’s called “to merkel”. twitter.com/Samfr/status/7…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Kaputtmachbot Lasse durch, was dich durchlässt!

via Kaputtmacher (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel Betroffene: Laßt den Scheiß!
Juristen: Laßt den Scheiß!
Menschenrechtsorganisationen: Laßt den Scheiß!

Groko: Her mit dem Scheiß!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

A scorned lover exacted revenge upon the composer by sneaking into their study and decomposing their latest symphony.

via Twitter for Android