Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 6th, 2016

pfausw Llanfairpwll­gwyngyllgogery­chwyrndrobwll­llantysilio­gogogoch (wales) ist übrigen partnerstadt von y (frankreich).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @yeahyeahyens British bathrooms are infamous for having separate cold and hot cocks.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@yeahyeahyens British bathrooms are infamous for having separate cold and hot cocks.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to yeahyeahyens

yeahyeahyens @texttheater cock ist im englischen ne wasserarmatur?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater 'hahn means "cock" in German and carries the same double meaning' - da weiß der Guardian mehr als ich. m.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Das wüsste ich aber.
twitter.com/deutsch_falsch…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mogotsi Now you're just lying. twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Kaputtmachbot Hab gern, was dich gernhat!

via Kaputtmacher (retweeted on 7:02 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

chouxsie Filzpantoffeln, aber als Verb.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Trying to politely end a conversation while your dog runs off towards the horizon

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ParisLees Banning sex work on the grounds that some people are abused & forced into sexual slavery is like banning all factories because of sweatshops

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Sie haben mich mit doppelt so vielen Formularen und Bescheinigungen nach Hause geschickt. Ich bin froh, diese Art von Problemen zu haben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn *verstreut dutzende mitgebrachte Formulare und Bescheinigungen auf dem Krankenkassenfilialmitarbeiterinnenschreibtisch*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn *übt ihr Sprüchlein für die Krankenversicherungsfiliale* Guten Tag. Ich wüsste gern, was mein Versichertenstatus ist und warum.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Am schlechtesten fand ich am Seminar eigentlich, dass es so gut war. pic.twitter.com/nf21gpP9BJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SlossenBoschen Verifikationismus des Wiener Kreises und logischer Empirismus von Ayer werden heute von @BILD herausgefordert. pic.twitter.com/AQL8ZmCdlF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Heißer Tipp für alle Botinteressierten – diesen Samstag in Essen! twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client

peterbreuer Natürlich kann man keinen Pudding an die Wand nageln. Aber zu starke Ergebnisorientierung würde unvergessliche Momente verhindern.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

MattFnWallace It's hard being a straight white guy in 2016. Everything was always supposed to be all about us 100% of the time and it's down to like, 98%.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@FrueheNeuzeit Discovered a new trick for making normal/insert mode more visually distinct so maybe I’ll learn to love modal editing yet.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@FrueheNeuzeit True. I’m not ready (yet) to switch from Linux to Emacs ;-) so I’ll keep using Vim for now.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

astefanowitsch Als Student in d. USA zum französ. Stammtisch eingeladen werden: „Als Deutscher bist du in Texas ja quasi Franzose.“

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Neue Mischsprache : Meine Tochter schreibt mir 🙂* statt :-* oder 😙.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Sieben Tote bei Absturz von Neue Handy-App

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nudd Yeah, Nivea made a robotic seagull that shits sunscreen on you at the beach. adweek.it/29efzgh pic.twitter.com/HKDZtq5AmN

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

driainmurray @haldaume3 As an outsider, why? Toy problems (identified as such) can be useful stepping stones. Is babi generally useless, or just not NLP?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:31 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@FrueheNeuzeit It seems to be symptomatic of a design philosophy I don't like.

via Twitter for Android in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

weedmuncheese Baby as a Chipotle Burrito. That is all. pic.twitter.com/pfScf0iyF1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl @mdemanto Mich Blocken hat der Lauer glaube ich exklusiv.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Jul 6th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)