The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 19th, 2016

frachtschaden Ich wollte ein megaprofessionelles Let's Play machen. Dann ist das iPad umgekippt. pic.twitter.com/pnLj5i2E26

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

urbit_ An easy intro to Urbit programming: urbit.org/docs/byte/0/ pic.twitter.com/Uufw3q8owj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

The Trumps are just trolling us. Blatant self-contradiction, fallacies, plagiarism – what do their voters care?

via Twitter Web Client

JMarkMueller Der IS würde sich auch zu schlechtem Wetter bekennen, wenn es ihnen Aufmerksamkeit bringen würde 🙄

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cszabla I'll never get over how "shitstorm" has been adopted by german as a sober newspaper headline word for "controversy" twitter.com/welt/status/75…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:53 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

thegermanfor How are these people cracking their eggs though? With a common-or-garden spoon? Unglaublich! twitter.com/HernanBruno197…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Man will sich ein Fünf-Paar-Socken-Pack kaufen und mindestens ein Paar im Pack hat eine völlig unmögliche Farbe. Jedes Mal.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

LibyaLiberty If you're an American confusedly watching the darkest forces of ur nation rally behind a demagogue-maybe u can understand the Mid East now.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

iamspacegirl the first rule of don't fight club is let's talk about it.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay A good dissertation is a done dissertation. A great dissertation is a published dissertation. A perfect dissertation is neither.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Jul 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GNOME just generally sucks at printing.

via Twitter Web Client