The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 14th, 2016

Kaputtmachbot Hab satt, was dich satthat!

via Kaputtmacher (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl K1 hat aufm Handy und klappert jetzt meine alten -Portale ab :D

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

eveewing Things I say about some white friends:

He does good work.
I trust her to work on this with us.
I feel comfortable with them.

No 🏆 given.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

eveewing I ain't givin out no woke badges, no ally cookies, no sashes, buttons, or Burger King crowns. Nope nope nope

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

eveewing Calling a white person "woke" like it's a status obscures the fact that they can still err, still have room to learn, can still be racist.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Gedankenbalsam Stellen Sie sich eine Frage:

Wenn ich habe, was Sie suchen, würden Sie es wissen wollen?

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pic.twitter.com/6q40SA6FPe

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Tux spec: "imagin[e] a slighly overweight penguin, sitting down after having gorged itself … with a beatific smile" sjbaker.org/wiki/index.php…

via Twitter Web Client

IanDunt Sacrifice your next 5 mins to me & I will tell you everything you need to know about Brexit negotiations politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/07/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@texttheater Vorläufig nicht mehr nötig, habe ein Schlafmangelhigh.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

rayway82 Theresa May’s husband steals the show in sexy navy suit as he starts new life as First Man
metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/the…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker leverkusen (V.): Bei allem nur Zweite/r sein. labenz.texttheater.net/leverkusen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

JZdziarski PKI / PGP Primer:
🔑 Public Key
🗝 Private Key
📝 Message

📝+🔑 = 🔒✉️ Encrypted
🔒✉️+🗝 = 🔓📝 Decrypted
📝+🗝 = 🔏✉️ Signed
🔏✉️ + 🔑 = 👤 Authenticated

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Patentanmeldung "Augmented reality in gamified endoscopy." ist raus.
twitter.com/stefanowitsch/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stefanowitsch Connect an endoscope to your smartphone to catch the Pokémon in your heart.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stefanowitsch We really need a way of representing air quotes in writing.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rgodfrey "But that would match 'Qhaddhaffi.' No one would use a Qh-pair."
"Sorry Betty, that's a street-legal spelling now. Regex doesn't lie."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rgodfrey My dream job is probably regex oracle.
"I need to match valid English spellings of 'Gadaffi.'"
"Sure thing, Betty: /\b[KGQ]h?add?h?af?fi\b/"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

liamstack UK new Brexit minister doesn't know EU states can't make their own, independent trade deals with non-EU members pic.twitter.com/7Et9TDZ7Bf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hat jemand drei Stunden Schlaf übrig?

via Twitter for Android

pmarca But sure, go ahead and keep worrying about the Trolley Problem. 😀 twitter.com/nicola_fumo/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)