The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 14th, 2016

Kaputtmachbot Hab satt, was dich satthat!

via Kaputtmacher (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl K1 hat aufm Handy und klappert jetzt meine alten -Portale ab :D

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @eveewing: Things I say about some white friends:

He does good work.
I trust her to work on this with us.
I feel comfortable with them…

via Twitter for Android

eveewing I ain't givin out no woke badges, no ally cookies, no sashes, buttons, or Burger King crowns. Nope nope nope

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

eveewing Calling a white person "woke" like it's a status obscures the fact that they can still err, still have room to learn, can still be racist.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Gedankenbalsam: Stellen Sie sich eine Frage:

Wenn ich habe, was Sie suchen, würden Sie es wissen wollen?



#140ZeichenBewerbung http…

via Twitter Web Client

Tux spec: "imagin[e] a slighly overweight penguin, sitting down after having gorged itself … with a beatific smile" https://t.co/C15G8r3Eng

via Twitter Web Client

RT @IanDunt: Sacrifice your next 5 mins to me & I will tell you everything you need to know about Brexit negotiations https://t.co/DJ34YlI2…

via Twitter for Android

@texttheater Vorläufig nicht mehr nötig, habe ein Schlafmangelhigh.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

RT @rayway82: #brilliant Theresa May’s husband steals the show in sexy navy suit as he starts new life as First Man
https://t.co/PeX5j1mMjB

via Twitter Web Client

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via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @JZdziarski: PKI / PGP Primer:
🔑 Public Key
🗝 Private Key
📝 Message

📝+🔑 = 🔒✉️ Encrypted
🔒✉️+🗝 = 🔓📝 Decrypted
📝+🗝 = 🔏✉️ Signed
🔏✉️ + 🔑 =…

via Twitter for Android

RT @astefanowitsch: Patentanmeldung "Augmented reality in gamified endoscopy." ist raus.
https://t.co/s21LPHeEnL

via Twitter for Android

RT @stefanowitsch: Connect an endoscope to your smartphone to catch the Pokémon in your heart.

via Twitter for Android

stefanowitsch We really need a way of representing air quotes in writing.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rgodfrey "But that would match 'Qhaddhaffi.' No one would use a Qh-pair."
"Sorry Betty, that's a street-legal spelling now. Regex doesn't lie."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rgodfrey My dream job is probably regex oracle.
"I need to match valid English spellings of 'Gadaffi.'"
"Sure thing, Betty: /\b[KGQ]h?add?h?af?fi\b/"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

liamstack UK new Brexit minister doesn't know EU states can't make their own, independent trade deals with non-EU members pic.twitter.com/7Et9TDZ7Bf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Jul 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hat jemand drei Stunden Schlaf übrig?

via Twitter for Android

RT @pmarca: But sure, go ahead and keep worrying about the Trolley Problem. 😀 https://t.co/91JgH5TSwW

via Twitter for Android