Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 25th, 2016

neurosophie Nun soll endlich die Mengenlehre verfilmt werden. Til Schweiger spielt die Nullmenge und Veronica Ferres den Allquantor.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

DLF_Forschung Selbstmorde auf Gleisen sinken um 60%, nachdem Journalisten nicht mehr berichten. Eine Strategie gg & ? /c

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zeynep Instead of "AKP emails", Wikileaks dumped private info of ALMOST EVERY WOMAN in Turkey Yes. huffingtonpost.com/zeynep-tufekci… pic.twitter.com/D6cgHaoFd3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Aus unbekannten Gründen finde ich die Formulur "meine Formulur war missverstalnd" gar nicht so missverstalnd.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Smollsassysloth Meet Kurt, he's silently judging you because you ordered decaf. Please just don't. pic.twitter.com/zimG0lt0En

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Der Splainer in meinem Projekt hat in der Datenbank eine eins-zu-eins-Beziehung zwischen Types und Tokens angelegt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Protip: when you tell me you can't offer precise appointments and I have to chase you down, you are telling me that my time is worth zero.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Auf die Frage "Wie wird das Wetter morgen?" antworte ich manchmal, indem ich dieses Stück in voller Länge rezitiere. youtu.be/vugqRAX7xQE

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Moos in Passeier, das: Sammelbegriff für all die kreativen kulinarischen Kleinodien, die niemandem schmecken, die a… labenz.texttheater.net/Moos%20in%20Pa…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kashhill Some bad news: Pixelating and blurring text doesn’t actually work fusion.net/story/327387/p…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

harikunzru I'm still laughing at this, from some pointless immigration argument today. Sure, white people. Totally by the book. pic.twitter.com/6rNF7oe0vm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erowidrecruiter Next Step: Please let me know if this grotesque pile of waste is coming from me

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mali_2 Der kausale Zusammenhang zwischen Fremdgefährdung und Hühneraugen ist etwa gleich hoch wie der zwischen Fremdgefährdung und Depressionen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mkrenz How much should you tip an autonomous drone that delivers your pizza?
About 180 degrees.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)