The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 12th, 2016

Self-forgiving heresy

via Twitter for Android

Interesting new (?) task. A similar program was described in Douglas Adams' first Dirk Gently book. twitter.com/SMBCComics/sta…

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Gegenwesen: "Ein Baby ist nicht sonderlich schlau. Aber durch Lernen lernt es. ... Moment. Das kann man wegkürzen, oder?"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Queen_Europe An empty barrel never leaks twitter.com/mattholehouse/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AnnikaWinckel Welch charmant gelöster Rechtschreibfehler! 🐙❤️ pic.twitter.com/IXZviVKHCA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Besonders durchschaubar wirken Werbeeuphemismen, wenn sie in Gegensatzpaaren auftreten. pic.twitter.com/1VFmJo0XF1

via Twitter for Android

mspro was, wenn all die klugen twitterer, die sich über den verlust des headphonejacks beklagen, ein iphone designten? pic.twitter.com/Hqfe4mItyu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Say what you want about the argument "I need pot to be illegal so I can make money", at least it's comprehensible. twitter.com/AliceDreger/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@tiger_food Das Zitat ist doch von Kowalewski, nicht Weisband...?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to tiger_food

GideonJozua The 8 million Americans abroad could stop Trump. This tool can make sure they all vote! Share and RT
secure.avaaz.org/en/globalvote6…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ENFP: Can you choose a nail polish for me? You can't pick red, pink, yellow or mint.
(later)
ENFP: You have an obsession with blue.

via Twitter Web Client

“the bizarre practice of listing three names on the first citation and using "et al." thereafter” sites.stat.psu.edu/~surajit/prese…

via Twitter Web Client

asayeed While I disagree w the details, @ root true: society only successful when run to give the unproductive good life twitter.com/TelegraphNews/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

twig2noise I just replied to a review request for a linguistics journal. No , no reviews, it's that simple. pic.twitter.com/CjvOf6RISM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker bad aibling: (engl.) Eine philosophisch wichtige Alternative zu der allgegenwärtigen Formel bad luck, der bad aibli… labenz.texttheater.net/bad%20aibling

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

City_Banker They'll become Foreign Secretary, apparently. twitter.com/telegraphnews/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben TIL: the 1st report of a dissection of the Clitoris was published in 1998. WHAT? gimletmedia.com/episode/6-the-…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:48 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Wie E-Zigaretten-Raucher sich sehen: Gandalf.
Wie sie wirklich aussehen: Letztes noch existierendes Mitglied der Piratenpartei.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Meine Unförmigkeit und die kleinen Macken rühren daher, dass meine Eltern mich damals vom Bio-Kindergärtner geholt haben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst "Diesem geilen Operetterl fehlt jetz eigentlich nurmehr ein fesches Autotune-Stimmerl!"
– Wolfgang A. Mozart

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

abnor_malik There is a new for ELUSIVE CIRCUS! Link in my description! Created by @tamzenmoulding and me
pic.twitter.com/V8WUWvxrgG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst reicht dem Affen argentinischen Kandis für seinen Earl Grey.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Sep 12th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)