The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 28th, 2016

Ich bin in dem Alter, wo die ersten Freunde sich scheiden lassen.

via Twitter for Android

kateleth Goth teens, I know Harley and Joker are the hot right now, but please consider a healthier optio… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alqaeda Uh-oh. @realDonaldTrump got @PutinRF_Eng & @kj_un onside but failed to pick up the coveted Taliban endorsement.

reuters.com/article/us-usa…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Very necessary & important new dataset: the LAMBADA corpus to test language modeling w/ discourse context! clic.cimec.unitn.it/lambada/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wenn die Gegner von Umfragen ihre Leute nicht mobilisieren können, dürfen Sie sich hinterher nicht beschweren.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Herbstheraldik pic.twitter.com/97rhfI1TxS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Dang, they really did archive the entire deep learning school on youtube. When am I going to find time for this? youtube.com/watch?v=eyovmA…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Alyama1 Wenn du einen Neonazi aufgrund Hasspostings im Netz anzeigst, dann ist die Polizei meist so freundlich, deine Adresse als Tatort anzugeben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

warren_maguire 6 yo daughter at breakfast today said "sold". 4 yo daughter, with all the confidence in the world, said "It's not 'sold', it's 'selled'".

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

UnburntWitch seek a partner that's proud of you in ways that see you as a person doing your best, not a plot device in the story they tell of themselves.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)