The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 18th, 2016

Bei der Geburt getrennt: WMF-1-Padhalter und Bierschaum im Ikea-Glas. pic.twitter.com/g8Aier4efL

via Twitter for Android

asayeed @texttheater it's just language after all. It's not like there's a science or anything.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Enterprise S01E01: "An empire of warriors - with eighty poly-guttural dialects constructed on an adaptive syntax." Worse than technobabble.

via Twitter Web Client

hllizi Benjamin Blümchen als Scharfrichter

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ARTEde *dass 😏 twitter.com/rtlde/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hurdur, die germanische Göttin des Derpens

via Twitter for Android

zeitweise Jetzt ist es passiert: Habe mein iPhone zum Laden an die Kopfhörer angeschlossen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fischblog Mein nächster Rollenspielcharakter.
Rasse: Mensch
Klasse: Barbar
Spezialisierung: Sozialpädagogik
Name: pic.twitter.com/BhjNw69Hxw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

I vowed to do absolutely nothing today. Now the question is what counts as "something".

via Twitter for Android

s/\bein(e[mnrs]?)?\b/1/g

via Twitter for Android