The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 11th, 2016

durst Die Vögel gönnen sich wieder ne Akkuladung auf der Hochspannungsleitung.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Sep 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Schlagt mal 'nen Tweet vor, den ich bringen könnte!

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amyquispe Yes I am going to a company retreat at the exact same place I went with Google three years ago. It's called A/B testing.

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amyquispe the people i've discussed this with thing this is due to drug education, "breaking bad," and gentrification.

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amyquispe are street names for drugs dying? i hear people talk about ketamine all the time, but no one knows what special k is. pcp, not angel dust.

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peterbreuer „Hier schließe ich mal mein Rad an, das scheint eine sichere Ecke zu sein." pic.twitter.com/fNakxVKHCJ

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Sollten wir testen, ob meine Faust der Lebenswirklichkeit von Seehofers Nase entspricht? spon.de/aePoK

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durst Heute vor einem Jahr war der 11.09.15, ein Freitag. Dass heute Sonntag ist und ein kompletter Samstag fehlt, liegt an eurer Schlamperei!

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"Stil des Verhaltens, der das Anderssein der anderen als Normalfall voraussetzt" nzz.ch/feuilleton/zei…

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ectowombat @psygnisfive All this "Chomsky: Right or Wrong?" stuff seems to miss what a fruitful research program the generative enterprise has been.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Sep 11th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

codinghorror The CPU in the iPhone 7 is roughly similar perf wise to Intel's top of the line Sandy Bridge Core i7-2600 in 2011.

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AlxEtz I'll be the judge of that, mate. pic.twitter.com/N0I156fqdZ

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