The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 3rd, 2016

durst Ich sehe, ihr macht alle mit beim Nicht-ich-sein. Gut macht ihr das!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Also für mich ist das mit Kotze wie mit Lava: Erst nach dem Hochkommen ist es überhaupt welche, vorher Magenmagma. twitter.com/hermione_rescu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MattAndersonBBC Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: pic.twitter.com/Ex0Ui9oBSL

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Teufelskreis: Als einziges Schimpfwort "Mist" kennen, das zu sagen so albern klingt, dass es eins noch wütender macht.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

🏑 and 🗿may 💔 my ☠
but 💬 can 🔥 a 😊🏠
It's ✅
I've got emoji for you

via Twitter for Android

Why Didn't You Tell Me Sooner by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-09-… via @Dilbert_Daily

via Twitter Web Client

ethicistforhire "Who's your favorite philosopher?"
"Define 'favorite'."
"The one you like most."
"Define 'like'."
"You could've just said Wittgenstein…"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cushac Raymond Chandler owning all science fiction writers and casually inventing Google in a letter from 1953 pic.twitter.com/NHk5Oxy8nd

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Sep 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)