September 5th, 2016

benjancewicz Did you ever notice that nearly every villain is trying to change the world, while every superhero is trying to preserve the status quo?

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6:50 PM, Sep 4th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

blawlawlaw And all arguments against the serial (Oxford) comma immediately collapse: pic.twitter.com/FNzVC9KA02

6:18 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Chaoswugs

9:30 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Now there are two. There are two __________ . twitter.com/Chaosfux/statu…

9:29 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Heute: Gegenwesen kommt nach Hause, ich begrüße es aufgeregt mit "Neuerwerb!" und es antwortet besserwisserisch "NeuES Verb."

8:01 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stephenroller Me: "Sweetie, it's noon, let's wake up. I'll make coffee."
Immigrant gf: "No! Trump said he wants extreme bedding for immigrants!"

7:17 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dgmacarthur Beautifully pitched parody of so much modern artisanal small-batch science - the noise miners: medium.com/@InOurLabs/the…

9:39 PM, Sep 4th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater etwas bekanntkleben

9:17 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Sep 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)