The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 16th, 2017

hallo TEDi warum verkauft ihr leere batterien seid ihr dumm oder so

via Twitter Web Client

nhannahjones The real, non-homogenized Dr. King. pic.twitter.com/uusHJkGeZy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

We need whistleblowers now more than ever. Join the tweetstorm to tell @POTUS to do the right thing. TweetForSnowden.com

via Internet Defense League

daniel_bohrer Stack Overflow in a nutshell:
­— I need <simple feature>
— ✔ Use this trivial code: <4 pages of unexplained magic TeX incantations>

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

drluebbers Falls sich jemand wundert,warum Ärzte nicht offen über sprechen.
@jameda_de bewertet jetzt auch Tweets… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mirza9 The greatest George W. Bush post of all time. pic.twitter.com/j993lVy6Iy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

bcrypt 1. pay for movie
2. the movie thinks you are trying to steal it because your projector is too old to support DRM
3. pirate the movie

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Noch zehn Tage, dann setz ich mir nen lustigen Hut auf.

via Twitter for Android

viktorklang Just saw a parmesan-infused german sausage.
Clearly this is the wurst-käse scenario everyone's always talking about.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

BenedictEvans Google search for ‘medical bankruptcy’ by region pic.twitter.com/yZ4YZKgbsu

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:37 PM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Quality, qualicy and qualitics

via Twitter for Android

The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis according to : when you learn their language, you gain their superpowers.

via Twitter for Android

Weinkaufkriterien:
1) rot
2) lustiges Tier auf dem Etikett

via Twitter for Android

thewildestsea I love you, pocket friends. pic.twitter.com/HQY0DdlIeO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rabbitandcoffee Life Accordion To Trump pic.twitter.com/srw44SKbfL

via Twitter Ads (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Jan 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)