The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 20th, 2017

Popehat Key after being arrested is to suppress the compulsion OMG I MUST DO SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY TO FIX THIS. That leads to bad decisions.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Popehat If you're being arrested, don't talk to the police. DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Mark Hamill reading Trump's new year tweet as the Joker is still my favorite thing on the internet for the past few… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Trumps Ideologie des fossilen Kapitalismus: ein Wachstumsglaube wie im amerikanischen Öljahrhundert bit.ly/2j1uP8l

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Queen_Europe Looking forward to becoming leader of the free world this evening!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jeremyburge Unicode takes attendance records v seriously 🐁 pic.twitter.com/9blaNh2kGA

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "Pro Person nimmt man ein Ei." - "ISCH BIN ZWEI PERSONEN."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IvanBrandon White house lit in a rainbow on its last Obama night... 100% perfect. Love as defiance. You go, Mr. President. (Ple… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:14 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Was geht ab bei FetLife theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ha_pra Als Asterix-Fan schwant mir Übles. pic.twitter.com/rBASH4upg8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori Minus 15 Grad sind mein Coffein.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wish there was a picture of the Yonic Tie.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Never realized just how much formal women's clothing sucks. Highly entertaining and illuminating read. thefword.org.uk/2017/01/i-wore…

via Twitter for Android