The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 19th, 2017

peterbreuer Ich habe auch schon mal geträumt, meine künstlichen Wimpern wären acht Kilogramm schwer.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Word of the day: brutalesque /via @Smollsassysloth

via Twitter Web Client

pacohope The 'at' command is so quirky. Moans about grammar but does its job anyways. Knows 'teatime'. @climagic pic.twitter.com/akTt0GhMXq

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sarahmei My #1 conf talk description tip: no first-person sentences.
You will learn instead of I will teach.
You will see instead of I will show.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Alternative Twitterbio: Erfinde Wörter und rede darüber.

via Twitter for Android

Erbloggtes Ich habe ein Wort erfunden und widme es @texttheater:
Parforcethread, der: Reihe von Tweets, die mutig ein Thema abhandeln.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AstroKatie In Trump's administration, the main qualifications for running something seem to be:
* know nothing about it
* hate it anyway

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

BILD_Komposita Klebstoff-Präsidentschaftskandidat

via Bild_Komposita (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ZSKberlin Heute jammern alle nur über . Früher gab es noch Backpfeifen für antisemitischen Dreck. pic.twitter.com/hT9JmtZ2Yp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

neville_park This is a public service announcement. archive.org/web/ pic.twitter.com/F91jAjEnNR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Oh, hadn't considered this. Sounds plausible.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

timpritlove Kleiner Sicherheitshinweis für alle fleissigen Retweeter und Empörer: “BTW 2017: AfD will im Wahlkampf provozieren” faz.net/aktuell/politi…

via OS X (retweeted on 10:57 AM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

StefanSasse "In Defense of the Chelsea Manning Commutation" theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

warentest Liebe DDoS-Anbieter, bitte benutzt unsere Domain test.de nicht für Eure Demonstrationszwecke 😡

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bahnchef Mehdorn: Ausnahmeerscheinung in der Geschichte.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:02 AM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)