The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 22nd, 2017

Klingt wie "Ein Wochenende in Bad Blut" von Max Goldt. play.google.com/music/m/Ty42ngā€¦

via Twitter for Android

@asayeed Because it sounds vaguely like Elbonian? šŸ¤”

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

The_Dickinson @iwearaonesie @MoneypennyNaked

Keep us a breast on how this turns out!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

iwearaonesie wife: How'd the interview go?

[flashback to me panicking and telling them I put the "tit" in "multitasking"]

me: Not good

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

VassiliGolod Kluge Worte von @Afelia. Danke dafĆ¼r! pic.twitter.com/WLwQdZ6qxj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich habe meinen Job gekƶnigt."

via Twitter for Android

laurenceb They want it to be illegal to know if there are systemic racial disparities in affordable housing twitter.com/bruteforceblogā€¦

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

atlasobscura Best of luck, acousticians, and beware Cthulthu trib.al/OLr98GU

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavartzi New York roaring! pic.twitter.com/IsVuL1JeGf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)