The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 12th, 2017

@GretchenAMcC @ojahnn I feel your pain. I get "Killian" a lot. Admittedly the difference is very hard to see in sans-serif fonts.

via Twitter for Android in reply to GretchenAMcC

GretchenAMcC @heatherfro But my name is so rare I was able to register it with dot com! And my synesthesia really likes the colour combo! Names are hard.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

A Selection of the 30 Most Disappointing Under 30 newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh… via @NewYorker

via Twitter for Android

catherinegee Someone on Reddit: Obama should resign a few days early just so Joe gets to be the 45th President for the next week. pic.twitter.com/hnUR1UTEkE

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Bügle gerade meine Lieblingskrawatte. Zu schwarzen Hemden kann man sie als silberne Krawatte tragen, zu weißen/grauen/roten als schwarze.

via Twitter for Android

IeHikikomori 20 million Americans are likely to lose their health insurance. Contact your representative to stop this process. bit.ly/2iLASve

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Gute Idee. Man kann seine Emotionen nicht kontrollieren, aber effektiv managen. ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn Aber vielleicht ist die Idee gar nicht so schlecht, dann kann man sicher sein, dass die Zeit für jeden Ärger ausreichen wird.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Heute habe ich mich dabei ertappt, wie ich versucht habe, sorgfältig zu planen, wann ich mich wie lange worüber ärgern werde.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SaraSoueidan “A collection of repeatable SVG background patterns for you to use on your digital projects.” 😊 twitter.com/steveschoger/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

girlposts date the person who says, "have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything" not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them 🙃

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

30yearsAI Attending 30 years Alfa-informatica (Jan 27)? Register by Sunday January 15 (later registration implies no free lunch)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:33 PM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Seems like I've successfully sat out the era of inferential statistics in science. ;)

via Twitter for Android

sauro OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG pic.twitter.com/Kv1RPFQMPj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 AM, Jan 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)