The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 5th, 2017

HUCH! 706 in Hamm, 704 an der Uni, 709 in Gerresheim – von den Gewissheiten meiner Kindheit ist nichts mehr übrig. de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

via Twitter Web Client

zeitonline Nennen wir es "Loggoruhmdoag", was in der Kabine von Bayern nun zu hören ist zeit.de/zeit-magazin/l…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Selbstbild als Zweitkellerlizenzkey für die DATA BECKER Champagnerverwaltung.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Selbstbild als Immobilienmakler namens Flat Eric.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Scientologen-Opfer Ehepaar Becker: Hoffen auf Rache

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@oecan_ Nein, aber kostenlos runterladen, und wenn du ein gedrucktes Exemplar möchtest, gerne Adresse per DM!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to oecan_

hadleywickham If you need CC-0 beautiful stock photography for presentations (or similar) try unsplash.com — it's awesome!

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Hajabeg Yesterday was eventful. My new card looks like this, and a cashier wouldn't let me pay for my order because he didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

MikeHerzog "Jeder erfahrene Webdesigner weiß ja, dass kursive Leerzeichen besser aussehen als nicht kursive."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:46 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

For reference, this is the erroneous cover. pic.twitter.com/dl6aMLk4xb

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WaPoExpress This is how the cover should have looked. We apologize for the mistake. pic.twitter.com/MKKOkHPV8T

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

WaPoExpress We made a mistake on our cover this morning and we’re very embarrassed. We erroneously used a male symbol instead of a female symbol.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Jan 5th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@boknilev @zehavoc I don't know the details, didn't write this paper. I'm in the PMB project, but semtagging isn't my department. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to boknilev