The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 11th, 2018

OMG_wikipedia Boxing at the 2001 Southeast Asian Games was a pointed response to the 1985 State of Emergency declared by President P.W.

via OMG Wikipedia (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

sondy This cracks me up. Every. Damn. Time. pic.twitter.com/OwhttRJHqm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

sehurlburt Just got a message from a student who managed to go from burnt out, behind on work, & on academic probation to doing so well in school she’s now a teaching assistant.

The one piece of advice she followed?

Sleep well every night, even if it means not finishing that night’s work.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Perpetuum Mobile per Referendum einführen!

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Another one that I love is random, completely unmotivated metathesis -- like a typo, but when talking. As in @hwitteman's "hepl", but, you know, completely productive. The only rule is that it has to be phonotactically unsound. twitter.com/IvaCheung/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

hwitteman @IvaCheung Hepl. Pronounced HEP-ul. It means active but unhelpful help. E.g., “Dinner will be late, 3yo is hepling me cook.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

IvaCheung Growing usage in my household: "responsible" as a verb. "Will you responsible the dishes?" "I've reponsibled the trash." cf. "adulting"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Soeben nur noch söben aussprechen, alle sind bEUnruhigt, tragen ihre Diphthongs außerhalb der Hose, deine Mutter kocht Suppe in der Waschmaschine, the bus is dü…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Wobei es nur funktioniert, wenn man den Termin auf den Pfeil oben rechts zieht, der eigentlich die Aufgabenliste ein- und ausblendet. WTF?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

bauwunder *In die Welt geschmuggelt* - Die @SOSBrutalism Ausstellung zeigt es wunderbar: Brutalismus ist ein weltweites Phänomen nach dem Zweiten Weltkrieg. freitag.de/autoren/der-fr… via @derfreitag

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Jan 11th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Words of the day: tensitude, wounduppance

via Twitter Web Client

Fargo, S01E07. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone lock their car on tv or in a movie.

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