The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 18th, 2018

hab isch morgen zahnarzttermin

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Der letzte Kaiser: Broadwell beginnt.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Künstliche Alterung: Rom ermittelt gegen Quanten-Fehlerteufel und Samsung

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Aktuelle Forschungen zur Arbeit-Vergnügen-Schnittstelle

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker leipzig (Num.): Universelle Worterweiterung zur Benennung von geschätzten Zahlen- und Jahresangaben. Beispiel: „Ich glaube, es sind so ca. einundleipzig Kilometer“ oder „Was weiß ich, es war so um neunzehnhundertzweiundleipzig.“

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

SequelMemes When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

via SequelMemes (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

"Many of the most iconic Breaking Bad story moments were reverse-engineered, with Gilligan or another writer coming up with a memorable image and everyone having to work backward to get Walt and Jesse there."

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

"a lot of the most emotional character-driven beats throughout the life of Breaking Bad were created for very meat and potatoes logistical reasons"… via @UPROXX

via Twitter for Android

CalumMcSwiggan English recipes:
250g of flour
100g of butter
100g of sugar
60ml of milk
1 egg

American recipes:
Twelve quarter cups of flour
Nineteen small sticks of butter
Forty three thimbles of sugar
Three udder squeezes of milk
One unripened feather baby

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Jan 18th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)