January 22nd, 2018

frachtschaden *zwabbert Knieback*

7:31 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline "Verschwendung ist kein Kavaliersdelikt." #Archiv bit.ly/2n1bBRT

7:04 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via SocialFlow (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

EnglishGibson If I see a phrase like “…zur effizienten Umsetzung” and can’t easily point to one specific thing in the text that is to be umgesetzt, this suggests to me that the quality of the German is poor, and I’ll try not to translate Umsetzung at all but just say “to ensure efficiency”.

10:23 AM, Jan 9th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Message from friend: “Habt ihr meinen Brief bekommen?“

Und ich so: Hää? Why’s he sending us a letter in this day and age? Oh right, he means “Brief” in the Deutsche Post sense of a packet that doesn’t exceed a certain size and weight. Well that’s ok then.

2:12 PM, Jan 20th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Santiago de Rohkostteller

7:34 PM, Apr 4th, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

bengoldacre PubMed hit by the US govt shutdown.

A lesson for the global scientific community in the need for resilient, dispersed infrastructure, using open data and open source tools.

"Free" is not the same as "open". Depending on one organisation's generosity does not bring security. pic.twitter.com/OgOrojBHDy

9:29 PM, Jan 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Sillium Die CSU möchte WLAN im öffentlichen Nahverkehr bis 2050. Dabei ist völlig unklar, ob das Ziel, bis 2020 alle Postkutschen mit BTX und Videotext auszustatten, noch zu halten ist. pic.twitter.com/CMtpWAbI1b

11:05 AM, Jan 21st, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Deutsch Bork, das: Das Material, aus dem die überall in der Welt erhältlichen, ortsunabhängig geschmacksidentischen Wiener Schnitzel hergestellt werden. labenz.texttheater.net/Deutsch%20Bork

11:00 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Autorwesen Ich bin kein Mensch, ich bin drei Geschlechtsidentitäten in einem Trenchcoat.

9:16 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @Ivan_the_Hyena: @thriftstorm @lightningxce @sarahemm @Theobromia My guess is it was originally an inside joke from one electrician to a…

9:56 AM, Jan 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client