The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 7th, 2019

yuvalpi Had a great breakfast chat with Ray Mooney today at by the way, here's a summary: [0.0633 -0.1229 0.8301 0.4016 0.0032 -0.0807 -0.3997 -0.5255 1.000 0.0462 -0.8971 0.7613 0.3179 -0.1358 0.9683 -0.5493]

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson What’s your most useful German word to insert into conversations with fellow English-speakers who also speak German? Mine’s “doch”.

As in:

“Turns out it was DOCH thing A*!”

*as opposed to thing B

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:39 PM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist Nasal assimilation: Georgian menu addition pic.twitter.com/Cntb9chiaf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"A shark in the water would be a negative health and safety event for most people. Not me, because I like sharks. But most people."

via Twitter for Android

Immer genug Schwappspace in der Kaffeetasse lassen!

via Twitter for Android

kathrinpassig Anzustreben hingegen:
- "Legitimate jobs"
- alles mit Pinguinen pic.twitter.com/9c0jUMc2KR

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

bencoates1 British people: “Might rain later, I’ll take an umbrella”

Dutch people: “According to the graphs I downloaded there is a 61.8% chance of precipitation between 9:20 and 9:30am, but if I leave at 9:07 I can avoid it”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

EmmaSManning I thought my decision whether to go to @dcdykemarch was just gonna be based on whether I'm still too tired but apparently I also need to decide whether I'm ok with attending an event that made a well-meaning but misguided decision to ban a major symbol of my people, so that's fun

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:26 AM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ryandcotterell My new favorite homophone in my native dialect of English: "popery" and "potpourri"!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:13 AM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brutalheim in deutschland sind die rechte von lebensmittelabfällen besser geschützt als die von minderheiten

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Jun 7th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)