The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 8th, 2019

MicroSFF @UrsulaV For sale: Alternate future. Never entered.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

bronwyn Today’s unpopular linguistic view: The claim that “you guys” is gendered because “the guys” is gendered is as bad an argument as the claim that “they” is logically plural.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Rewe übernimmt die FDP und gliedert sie in die Feine Welt ein. Amazon wird aufgespalten und wir müssen unsere Pakete selbst austragen (auf Hollandrädern!). Klarnamenpflicht für Dieselfahrer. Einführung der gefühlten Sommerzeit. Energetische Isolation von SUVs wird KfW-gefördert.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

MicroSFF First test of time machine, in three, two, one... twitter.com/MicroSFF/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

alexandersclark @ryandcotterell @wellformedness That’s the difference between passive consumption of a field’s techniques and some potential two way interaction. If your work is cited in recent linguistics journals that’s more relevant.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ryandcotterell My Bechdel-style test to discover whether your NLP paper is interdisciplinary

1) Do you cite previous work that engages with language...

2) which appeared in (any) major linguistics journal...

3) and was published less than 10 years ago.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Zwetschgen. Ich zwetschge, du zwitschgst, er/sie/es zwitschgt, ich zwotschg, ich zwütschge, zwitschg!, ich habe gezwotschgen.

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perseveresther tfw ex falso quodlibet

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaSManning I'm about to try to make a double version of a recipe. Will I actually remember to double the quantity of every single ingredient? We'll find out!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Erfreulich: Was im Interview drinsteht, habe ich tatsächlich alles gesagt, oder falls nicht, ist es jedenfalls das, was ich sagen wollte. Danke, Fabian Steyer! twitter.com/grimme_institu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist A salad suitable for a linguist pic.twitter.com/jCTQMHFS96

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Während etwa in England und Amerika auf jeden Scheiß durch Schilder hingewiesen wird, muß in Deutschland wegen der dortigen Gescheitheitsendemie jede Information aus einer kleinen Menge unabhängiger Axiome deduziert werden. twitter.com/JuergenKuehner…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker wichtleiten (V.): Beschreibt die Tätigkeit menschlicher Hütehunde, also z.B. von Schülerlots/inn/en, Kindergärtner/inne/n auf Ausflügen, Großfamiliengründer/inne/n oder den Leiter/inne/n von Pfadfinderlagern. labenz.neutsch.org/wichtleiten

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

nsaphra For a while I thought getting milkshaked was some abbreviation for getting milkshake ducked and I was like, how is it possible for Richard Spencer to get milkshake ducked??

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:39 AM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness guh why don't they make the whole pipeline out of Blackbox?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 AM, Jun 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)