The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 12th, 2020

Dedalvs In , Angela Lansbury’s character is a mystery writer, and she has the most epic response to someone who tells her they don’t like a book she wrote. I hereby offer it to all artists:

That is your privilege.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

RTomMcCoy How am I only learning now that Latvia's prime minister has a PhD in linguistics from Penn??

I've seen many lists of "jobs for linguists outside academia" but they never include Prime Minister of Latvia.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Gerhard Wolf kommt dann irgendwann aufs Frontispiz pic.twitter.com/FxJ1dRbXEM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

evelynjlamb Computers find new largest known primes every year or so, but in my lifetime they've never found a new smallest known prime. Really makes you think. blogs.scientificamerican.com/roots-of-unity…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

isisnaucratis When my son realized a drawing he had folded & tucked in his 👖 pocket had just been washed w the said 👖, he cried. « No worries, I said, I repair very old papers at work sometimes so I’ll salvage your drawing ». Who knew was also a parenting skill? 📜🌈🤓 pic.twitter.com/tV4KNG3A0l

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm So viele Gefühle, die gerade von mir gehabt werden möchten. Ob die vor meinem Kopf kampieren und abwarten, bis der Infekt vorbei ist?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"bleibt ihr Geheimnis" schreiben und im nächsten Satz das Geheimnis lüften

via Twitter for Android

Man möchte ein Industriedenkmal besichtigen und findet es nicht vor lauter Pharaonengoldausstellung like wers kennt

via Twitter for Android

"Instead of submitting yet another "we have SOTA, accept please" type paper, the authors were suspicious of this seemingly great success." twitter.com/Thom_Wolf/stat…

via Twitter for Android

chbergma - Part 1. that a subtweet is a nonmention (yes, the English word) in German? What's it in your language (if you're following people tweeting in it, it can be hard to find them at first).

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 AM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

buttpraxis Stop sharing videos of people doing standup comedy. It’s not cute! Humans only do that when they’re extremely depressed!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:21 AM, Jan 12th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)