The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 17th, 2020

FischerinGabi Ich werde dringend aufgerufen, zu meinem Fahrzeug (links) zu kommen, weil dieser sehr verärgerte Mann nicht einsteigen kann.
Finde den Fehler 😳 pic.twitter.com/5NKj8LwHH6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Retweets of one's own tweet, or "self-retweets", serve a number of communicative functions, from "y'all forgot to like this" to "this just became relevant again". In this essay, I will twitter.com/EnglishGibson/…

via Twitter Web App

those rare occasions when you're actually the first person to make the obvious meta joke <3

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EnglishGibson Decided that when I have a tweet idea and then check to see whether I've done it before, and it turns out I have, I'm just going to go ahead and retweet myself, why the hell not?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:37 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

shravanvasishth I can't believe it! A reviewer is asking us to justify why we studied German and Russian! BECAUSE THESE ARE F**KING LANGUAGES. LIKE F**KING ENGLISH. Jesus H. Christ.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

shravanvasishth @SilleBrandt i swear the next paper i review, i am not going to accept it until the authors can explain why they chose such a morphologically poor and frankly ridiculous sounding language, namely English. EXPLAIN.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

BuckRivera Reüssieren geht über Probieren.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

peterbreuer Mnemotechnik-Trick: Stecke ich mir am Pfandautomaten den Bon in die Hosentasche und denke dabei: „Bis zur Kasse habe ich ihn sowieso vergessen“ - dann klappt das auch!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

me: let me go
bed: no

via Twitter for Android

xkcdComic Bad Map Projection: South America xkcd.com/2256/ m.xkcd.com/2256/ pic.twitter.com/JNclJNVCjT

via xkcdComic (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cursedsynth i'm at antifa headquarters getting in a fight with my boss. they've just given out assignments on who each of us has to cancel, and i got Engelbert Humperdinck. he keeps giving me rookie assignments. i dont wanna cancel Engelbert Humperdinck

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Jan 17th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)