The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 31st, 2020

StefanMuelller Do you have stock of fossil fuel companies? Sell it. Do you have equity funds, check what is in there. Switch to eco funds. The herd is on the way now. This stock will by penny stock soon. It is the new . twitter.com/NaomiAKlein/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish “What shall we eat tonight?”
“There’s loads in the fridge.”
“I don’t fancy any of that.”
“You want a takeaway, don’t you?”
“I don’t mind.”
“Okay, can we have...”
“Pizza. We’re having pizza.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

HackerNewsOnion It's official: 2020 is the year of the microlith

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost Driving culture grudgingly cedes occasional regulated access to roads by pedestrians but considers it a special favor and expects deference and appreciation (wave). Crossing guard authority is not recognized and the offense here was that she didn't hustle to get out of the way. twitter.com/buttermilk1/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

datenhalde @zeitweise Heilerde wird mit aufsteigender Nummer immer grober.

Heilerde 1 - Ultrafein
Heilerde 2 - Hautfein
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Heilerde 20 - Ungemahlene Eiger-Nordwand

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wobei, die von Tumblr im Browser ist eh schon ziemlich pessimal

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

zeitweise Heilerde 1
Heilerde 2
Heilerde - Jetzt erst recht
Heilerde - Judgement Day pic.twitter.com/scZ8duX4tq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Liebe generell gendernde LinguistInnen: Kollegin schreibt über "belebte und unbelebte Referenten" und will nun speziell über die Referent...en belebter Feminina schreiben. Eigentlich ist "Referent" für uns keine Personenbezeichnung, also würden wir auch nicht movieren. Aber hier?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

haspelmath @Schplock Singular: das Referens, Plural: die Referentien (vgl. das Patiens, das Agens, das Determinans, das Signans). Kommt regulär von lateinisch "referens/referentia (n.)" (vs. "referentes" (m./f.)").

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ClimateAdam Q. Is it too late to stop climate change??

A. WATCH >> youtu.be/RoQRkmRjz38 << pic.twitter.com/B3DIyphDp7

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

QuinnyPig Oh my god @IBMcloud THE SEMICOLON IS IN BOTH LISTS twitter.com/quinnypig/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:22 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

overgrownbones People think cuz we are boyfriend and girlfriend that we are straight that is not so
I am NONBINARY so everything is gay
My RELATIONSHIP is gay
My FRIENDSHIPS are gay
The MANGO SMOOTHIE I HAD FOR BREAKFAST is gay
YOU are gay during the time you read this tweet
No one is safe

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wasserdanke es gibt leute die haben mit sechsundzwanzig zwei master und einen doktortitel und andere die haben drei schwerere depressive episoden überlebt und guess what beide sind liebenswürdig, cool und nicht verschieden viel wert

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn man die User-Experience in der App viel schlechter machen will als im mobilen Browser, muss man genau so vorgehen wie z.B. Tumblr und Reddit.

via Twitter for Android

Just traveling to another EU country, all routine pic.twitter.com/3iuh9kHp86

via Twitter for Android from Eurostar Terminal

printfJess @redteamwrangler I accidentally invented time travel and skipped forward 2 years, hence the youthful looks. Sadly my time travel research was destroyed after my landlord assumed I'd left. You can imagine the new tenant's surprise when I suddenly appeared in their living room at 8pm on a Tuesday.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

z3ndrag0n @redteamwrangler Trying to find an exit for my cryptocurrency startup that didn’t involve going to jail. 🤷🏻‍♂️

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ellenfromnowon my cat sat on my lap twitter.com/redteamwrangle…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

danieldekok Just pushed the version 0.1.0 of the `sentencepiece` @rustlang crate, which provides a rustic interface to the sentencepiece unsupervised text tokenizer. crates.io/crates/sentenc… rustdoc.danieldk.eu/sentencepiece/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

I don't think I fall cleanly into either camp. A lot of my thought seems preverbal, visual - but part of it does sound like an inner voice.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Queen_Europe So, the kids are finally leaving home. They’ve messed up the house, called us names and got into fights, but we still love them. Time to do your own laundry and learn how to use the microwave, my British friends. X

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:35 AM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

TanFad Posted without comment pic.twitter.com/SfHwViFaj4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

i think in mumbled sentence fragments does that count twitter.com/_l17r_/status/…

via Twitter for Android

trochee "remove the tyrant the old-fashioned way"

leads me in a different direction than he winds up going twitter.com/RBReich/status…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer In Restaurants, in denen sich der Geräuschpegel immer weiter steigert, weil Menschen in lauter werdenden Umgebungen schreien, um noch gehört zu werden, wünsche ich mir alle fünf Minuten einen beruhigenden Gong, der wieder alles auf Null setzt.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

auract NLP folks and other academics, is there a reference management software that lets you do regexp through your PDFs? Something easier to use than bash

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 AM, Jan 31st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)