The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 7th, 2020

derwahremawa Wer nannte es Gefängnistagebücher und nicht Haftnotizen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Einfach so lange halbwegs anständig sein bis es sich mal lohnt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

CPMilnes bloody hell, look how satisfying feb 2021 is pic.twitter.com/tHklgtbQNJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

TheRaDR Gender reveal parties have:

Caused several wildfires

Killed at least one person

Reinforced for countless people the harmful idea that the stuff between a baby’s legs determines their gender identity and expression immutably and forever

Maybe...just.. stop?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Knusper, knusper knäuschen,
da muss ich Sie enttäuschen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thingskatedid *floating point voice* oh you like the number zero? name both of them

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:52 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

bomelino [Erfindung der Socke]

- Hallo, ich hätte gerne diesen Teppich.
- Achttausend Mark.
- Puh, das find ich zu viel. Ich benutze ja immer nur die beiden Stellen, auf denen ich gerade stehe... Moment mal.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:51 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

j_kloiber Als @pushthings4ward und ich vor 5 Jahren die Idee zu diesem Fund hatten, hätten wir uns das nie erträumen lassen: Der @prototypefund geht in die Verlängerung bis 2025! 5,75 Mio. € wurden seit 2016 vergeben. Ein hoch auf die Projekte, das Team und @BMBF_Bund! pic.twitter.com/TuLacgiNSy

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

jowajohv mentally i'm here pic.twitter.com/LYxbrUqYXq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

vagina_museum We're so proud to now have "This Period In My Life", a gender neutral guide to periods + a journal, in our online shop!

AND not only that it was written by one of our amazing volunteers, @SaskiaBoujo 💙

vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/ne… pic.twitter.com/ey7oUk6JgG

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

dmtrubman I think @Joe_Cortright does a good job in this @CityObs piece explaining how "much of what is labeled pedestrian infrastructure is in reality car infrastructure" but sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.

cityobservatory.org/the-myth-of-pe… pic.twitter.com/qisZt2YvI5

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

texttheater Kann man Atombomben was beimischen, was die Farbe der Pilzwolke beeinflusst? Frage für 1 Genderreveal

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

DrAndrewThaler If you didn't have "gender reveal party destroys large swath of the west coast" on your 2020 bingo card, then I just don't know what to tell you.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Foone Yesterday I had a lot of retweets and reddit posts and such for playing Doom on a pregnancy test.
But as I explained then, it wasn't really PLAYING on a pregnancy test, it was just a video being played back, not an interactive game.

Well, now it is. It's Pregnancy Test Doom! pic.twitter.com/Nrjyq07EVv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:19 AM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

RobotHugsComic i think there's a misconception that accessibility always has to be formal and stiff. When doing 3rd party/pro content, it should err on objective, but social media is also an emotion and expressive space and image descriptions can try to capture that

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:25 AM, Sep 7th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)