Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 19th, 2020

astefanowitsch Heute ist „Danke đŸ™đŸ» Sprachpolizei 💬🚹“-Tag! Nutzt das Hashtag , um euch bei Betroffenen und Aktivist_innen zu bedanken, die unsere Sprache mit ihren VorschlĂ€gen immer gerechter und wertschĂ€tzender machen! [Hashtag by @johl]

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

aymannadeem random string of characters sent either mean:

a) yubikey
b) cat walking across keyboard
c) I'm casting a spell
d) it's a very eLeGaNt haskell function but ~*you wouldn't get it*~

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

leonceundlena KĂŒrbistum Hildesheim?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Warum heisst es Laufbahn in der Sternenflotte und nicht verbeamt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Ist es nicht eigentlich sehr schön, dass die meisten Menschen davon ausgehen, dass Wissenschaft, Behörden und Pharmaindustrie es richten werden? Dass wir nĂ€chstes Jahr einen Impfstoff haben werden? Bezahlbar, verfĂŒgbar. Diese unausgesprochene Zuversicht ist ein Grund zur Freude.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

"Pho vegetarisch oder vegan?" - "Was ist denn der Unterschied?" - "Ja, vegetarisch wird mit FleischbrĂŒhe gemacht."

via Twitter for Android

"Ich bin ja kein Veganer. Das V auf meinen Schuhen steht fĂŒr 'Virtue Signaling'."

via Twitter for Android

Awesome two-part map of the Unicode 10.0 BMP by @hakatashi now gracing my hall. I love that characters are arranged on a Hilbert curve, the extensive colophon, and the old-timey ésthetic that comes with the floral patterns and the "THE" at the top. github.com/hakatashi/unic
 pic.twitter.com/0rBRgOv5zW

via Twitter for Android

astefanowitsch @JGoschler @tehabe Vielleicht Stereokel (abgeleitet von. Monokel).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

colinmadland Turns out @zoom_us has a crappy face-detection algorithm that erases black faces...and determines that a nice pale globe in the background must be a better face than what should be obvious.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:57 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl 5 Tage spÀter hat dann auch das Gesundheitsamt bei uns angerufen. hystprot.tumblr.com/post/629682490


via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Wie lange hatten die GesundheitsĂ€mter und das @rki_de jetzt Zeit, sich nachvollziehbare QuarantĂ€neregeln auszudenken und Personal zu schulen? *kopfschĂŒttelnd ab*

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

titanic TITANIC-Seite 4

So stellt sich der TITANIC-Zeichner die Massenentlassungen bei der "SĂŒddeutschen Zeitung" vor: pic.twitter.com/EimkPQrTv4

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AriDrennen As a trans woman the only thing that keeps me going on tough days is the thought that someday I will piss on Mitch McConnell’s grave. Whatever he does to make life harder for me and my friends, I will outlive that turtle fucker.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

carlnotsagan Damn, the college at my university really wrote a press release about my Price award but blurred out the text ‘ I can’t breathe’ on one of the images I provided without my permission before publishing it. pic.twitter.com/oHfU02T5KD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu (dt.) Mit vollem Mund reden = (it.) risotto voce

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

AustinVesely watching @AOC on live, [generally quoted:] "we're all tired, but this is what authoritarianism is supposed to do. It's supposed to wear you down until you give in. And you never give in. That's our #1 job right now."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ersdieserjunge Ganz besonders bewundere ich Leute, die auf den Hinweis, was ihr Handeln aussagt oder fĂŒr Konsequenzen haben könnte, mit der Behauptung reagieren, es sei ihnen etwas verboten worden.

Kann nix dafĂŒr, ich steh einfach auf diese krasse ReflexionsfĂ€higkeit.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

_l17r_ ICYMI: She is lying; wugs are public domain. twitter.com/JeanBerkoG/sta
 lingthusiasm.com/wugupdate

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

thai101 Wow, just wow. All the receipts showing how completely manipulative and full of nonsense yesterday’s statement from JBG on wugs. Lingthusiasm was instructed by her attorney in C&D letters not to contact her. Then she complains on twitter that they didn’t.

lingthusiasm.com/wugupdate

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

MayaRupert It hurts that she had to think about this in her final moments. It hurts that she felt the weight she did in her final years. I’m grateful for her strength and wish she didn’t have to be so strong. twitter.com/justinjm1/stat


via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 AM, Sep 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)